my fate

Ihadaninterestingconversionwithmydaughterlastnight.hereitis:
---Mommy,MollysaysshewantstomarryAustin
---Oh??howdidyouknowthat?
---ShetoldtheteacherandtheteachersaidNo.
---DoesAustinwantstomarryhertoo?
---No,Austinsaidhewillmarryhismommywhenhegrewup,buttheteachersaidNo.
---Ok,whodoyouwanttomarry?
---Mommy,IwanttomarryPrincePhillipeonceIgrewup.(thisprincephillipeisinthesn...[阅读全文]

最成功的农民工是毛泽东，农民进城，20人挤着住一张床，走后门在北大当一图书管理员，可人家没被赶出城，还拥有了正式北京户口，并成为主席---比皇上还威风。权利无人可比。（至于私生活咱不提了，人家想干啥就干啥。）最成功的海龟是邓小平，法国留学，还打工--蓝领的工，也成为主席。为什么我就这么惨？不奢望主席的POSITION，连找个好工作都这么费劲？愁无米下[阅读全文]