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AblondewalksintoabankinNewYorkCityandasksfortheloanofficer.Shesaysshe'sgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfortwoweeksandneedstoborrow$5,000.
Thebankofficersaysthebankwillneedsomekindofsecurityfortheloan,sotheblondehandsoverthekeystoanewRollsRoyce.Thecarisparkedonthestreetinfrontofthebank,shehadthetitle,andeverythingchecksout.Thebankagreestoacceptthecarascollateralfortheloan.
Thebank'spresidentandits...[閱讀全文]

TheseverityoftheearthquakeinSichuancaughtmebysurprise.Ithoughtthedamagewaslimitedsinceitoccurredinaremoteandlesspopulatedarea.AfterreadingthenewsthatChengduwasinmostpartsafe,Irelaxed.ItturnsoutthatIamwrong.FeelsorrythatIcan'tdotoomuch.Justhopethisstorycouldmotivateeveryonetofacethedifficultyandmoveonwithgreatecourage.
"FlyLikeanEagle"byDavidSofBrooklyn,NY...
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ItisorchidIcometosee,
Onarrivalmusicattractsme.
FortherhythmthatIlingertohear,
Delightsmyheartdear.Bloominginfullfloweritpridesonslendercorolla,
Inbreezeoffrangranceitsingsinvoicetender:
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IgotthiswritingfromJoke-of-the-daysometimeago:
WhatNotToSayToYourValentine...ThesewereentriesforaWashingtonPostcompetitionaskingforarhymewiththemostromanticfirstlineandleastromanticsecondline:Lovemaybebeautiful,lovemaybebliss
ButIonlysleptwithyou,becauseIwaspissed.IthoughtthatIcouldlovenoother
Until,thatis,Imetyourbrother.Rosesarered,violetsareblue,
sugarissweet,andsoareyou.
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