隨心所欲
一事無成...還是快樂著...
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow-down in the overall performance. particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undersirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. but remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve menory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled
and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening,
on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation).
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.
Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid
song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
cartoons.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
The men must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or
barf on their clothing.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swin gs
but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy
finds it in the purse.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least
once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
He will need to read a book to the children each night without falling
asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food on
their face or clothes.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and
doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,
favorite drink, favori te toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they
grow up.
They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then
spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on
them hand and foot until they are better.
They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the
boss of me."
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man
wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment's notice.
After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you
think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can
handle it.
I think they should add that he needs to do all this while also holding down a full time job and the commitments that go along with that too!!! Then he can understand the world of a mom!!!
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system....HOHO.知道情人和LG的區別了
俺最近工作忙! 問好!
看了怎麽睡覺？
那天你斷線了還我眼睜睜的等阿等。。。
俺也進來坐一會兒，感覺真好~~~~~~~~~~:)
下個板報的內容是什麽？期待中~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:D
Thats really CUTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!