我真的不是流氓

有時候,給人介紹自己的時候人要謙虛一些,要虛偽一些
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(2005-04-03 23:49:40) 下一個

其實她都不算什麽女人,我第一次剝光她在月光下親吻她哪個還沒有我的大的乳頭的時候,她才17. 離成人還有兩個月

她是我親表妹的好朋友.兩年前要來澳大利亞上學的時候,表妹一臉自豪的對她說,我表哥在那裏,好幾年了,你有什麽事情,找他就好了,他一定會幫你的!如果事後表妹知道她把她自己最好的同學送上最景仰的表哥的床上,她是會哭還是會笑呢?

不誇張,真的不誇張的說,我表妹的學習,用我朋友的話說,就是神仙.我們那裏全省第一,第二名和她差幾十分,第三名和第二名差0.5分.高中還沒有畢業,大學英語已經過了6級了.我表妹的好朋友,在見我之前,想我一定是一個比我表妹還恐怖的人,那種輕鬆蔑視所有當地同學的數學狂人,起碼也是留學生裏中國人的驕傲.

她去的城市是GOLD COAST,我在的城市是SYDNEY,2004年的冬季.來SYD旅遊

我去機場接她的時候,當她看到一個長發的男人,一身黑,墨鏡下的嘴咬著棒棒糖,銀白色的跑車在陽光下麵刺的她睜不開眼.當我瘋狂行使在大橋上,一指那個已經泛黃的建築物:"看!那雞吧玩意就是你媽B OPEAR FUCKIN' HOUSE"

打死她也不會想通我和我表妹是一家庭出來的人.分明一個是天使,另一個連惡魔都不如.

但是,我感到她當時看我的目光並沒有厭惡

然後,在SYD度過了一個星期

一個女孩來SYD,一個女人回GOLD COAST

她說:"我是你女朋友麽?"

我說:"你是我妹妹"

她說:"我能不能叫你老公?"

我說:"別傻了,你隻能叫我哥哥"

她說:"你是個流氓"

..........

她的家世,是我接觸過的活人中最牛B的,我將來估計也不會接觸有這麽牛B爺爺的姑娘了,她爺爺全中國都認識,再此我就不多說了,我在這裏摸一把身後的冷汗,尊敬的稱她為H小姐.

日子就這樣在一天天相似的24個小時的輪回中度過著.偶爾在公交車上路過自己當初和QUEEN曾經牽手走過的路的時候,會想起來當初那個在自己身邊蹦跳著嘟囔:"臭美,我要去你們家給你們的豬洗澡!",會想起她親我的時候最愛瞪著眼睛跟我對視,然後嘴唇蓋在我的嘴唇上的樣子.
   

    電話響起

    "哥哥,月底我和朋友去SYD" 聽到是H,竟然心底還真有一種是自己妹妹的感覺

    "來吧,一個人?"

    "不是,陪朋友,她去找她男朋友"

    轉眼月底到了,H小姐帶著行李出現在我的麵前.
    牛仔七分褲,單肩分紅的T恤,沙灘涼鞋.
    "要在這裏幾天?
    "不急,等我朋友和她男朋友親熱完了再說"
    "恩~"
    "哥哥,我們喝酒去吧?去上次你帶我的那個西班牙的.喝水果TAQULA"
    "還有烤海鮮"
    ......
    酒兩個人有點喝多了.H小姐說:
    "哥,我還沒有好好看看SYD的大海呢."
    "大海就在那邊阿."
    "陪我去?"
    "當然!"
    ......
    到了海邊,沒有想到她如此的瘋狂.她一直都很文靜的.
    也許是酒精的作用,她徑直跑進了齊腰深的海水裏麵.
    "上來~要遊泳我們去買泳衣,傳著衣服進去多不好?"
    浴場的救護員走了過來.問"她怎麽了?不會想不開吧?"
    "不會不會.喝多了,喝多了!"
    "哦,那就好~那趕緊讓她上來哦."

好不容易將H拉上岸來.她渾身我渾身都濕透了.坐在出租車上,我的酒勁也上來了,腦袋裏麵開始有個知了在叫.
    H小姐的衣服被水打濕之後,上衣緊緊的貼在身上.她的身材在這個年齡段還是很不錯.172的個頭,豐滿圓潤.女性的曲線凸顯出來.在酒精的作用下她斜靠在我的懷裏. 
    我的心裏麵仿佛揣了個小兔子......
    到了我住的地方,我給H放好開水.出來對她說:
    "去洗個澡吧?"
    "恩~哥,我沒有換的衣服了,你給我找件我可以穿的."
    "我的都是男人的衣服阿."
    "男的也行啊."
    她洗澡的時候我幫她找衣服,忽然發現QUEEN曾經穿過的.放在我這裏的睡衣.敲開浴室的門.
    伸手將衣服送了進去.
    ......
    H一邊擦著濕漉漉的長發,一邊穿著我的衣服走出浴室.
    "哥,我換下來的衣服~嘻嘻,拜托!"
    "我不幹~那我當保姆阿?"
    "拜托~~好哥哥~"H撒嬌起來.
    "我倒黴!洗衣機壞了!"
    ......
    "你不會連內衣也讓我洗吧?"我探出頭來拎著H換下來的內衣褲對她說.
    "怎麽?要洗一起洗了~"
    "......"
    "嘻嘻,讓你檢了便宜還賣乖阿?"
    "你狠!"
    ......

    "床挺大的,可以睡兩個人的."H比量著我的床.
    "......"
    "翻什麽白眼阿?"
    "沒什麽!我不能和你睡一起了!"
    "我已經是女----人呢,我都不怕,你還害怕阿?再說,又不是沒有被你...."
    "......"
    "還翻白眼?你是我哥.你能咋地阿?就是咋地了大不了嫁給你啊!"
    "......"
    ......
    躺在床上,旁邊睡著一個剛18歲的女人.然而我卻沒有心動的感覺.一直還擔心自己會有什麽反映,因為知道自己不是柳下惠.
    也許是H的那句話管用,更也許是我厭倦了.
    就這樣在H淡淡的女人氣息包圍中沉沉的睡去.
    "呀!撲通!"我猛然醒來,發現自己坐在地上.
    床上的H整個一個漢字"大".我被她一腳揣了下來.
    坐在地上無比的鬱悶.這還是第一次被女人揣到床下來.揣我的不是我的女友,更不是我老婆,而是一個每天叫我"哥哥"的人.
    "丫頭~你給我起來~!"
    "怎麽了?"H朦朧著雙眼.
    "你...我...這個...沒什麽~你繼續睡!"
    我打開一罐啤酒走到陽台上,外麵夜色正濃,

"哥哥!"H不知道什麽時候站在我的背後."哥哥你哭了?"她指指我的眼角.   
     "沙粒迷眼了."我揉搓了一下.掩飾著.
     "騙人,哭了就是哭了.你能哭出來說明你還能感覺到疼還沒有麻木阿!"
     "......"
     "你又想'嫂子'了?"她穿著QUEEN的睡衣,讓我瞬間有了錯覺. 她知道我和QUEEN的事情,她說她其實很嫉妒QUEEN

     "我們都分開很久了,你還叫她嫂子?"
     "想她就去找她唄!告訴她你想她阿!"
     "傻丫頭,有些時候是不能回頭的.開弓沒有回頭箭."
     "哥哥,你這裏是不是很苦?"H指著自己的胸口.
     "苦是調味!"
     "......"
     ......
     "哥哥,我一直沒有告訴你.這次來是我最後一次來你這裏找你並和你睡一起了."
     "恩?有新的打算?"
     "恩,哥哥,我有BF了,我要好好對他!"
     "阿?是什麽人這麽幸運啊?"
     "在BRISBEN認識的一個同學.人不錯,還是當地人,前幾天我答應他了."
     "要移民? 小心別被騙了"
     "恩!我會注意的,這裏不是還有一哥麽"

   
     ......
     "我送你一個東西吧,將來和男朋友在一起的時候,別忘了曾經你有個哥哥!你喜歡什麽?"
     "我什麽都不要!隻要哥哥你答應我今後一定要過的幸福."
     "這個我可說了不算!"
     "你一定要快樂!" 
     "但願吧!"
     ......
  

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dora4yt 回複 悄悄話 我真的不是流氓 exercises his freedom of speech. We thereby have some entertainment. If 我真的不是流氓 wishes to become a Director the his future, he is giving his view of life in this colorful world.... at least he is being honest about the himself and this world he is living in. I wish him the best.
appler 回複 悄悄話 不專心的人。
雙魚座B型血 回複 悄悄話 很久沒看過這個貼子了,這裏吵的可謂是熱火朝天。或者不是吵架,但是總覺得空氣中彌漫了火藥味。我不想說誰對誰錯,每個人經曆不同,心境不同,我不支持也並不反對。隻是總覺得看別人的東西,欣賞要多於批判。畢竟那是一個人的心血,就算是個糟糕透頂的故事,為了那一個字一個字巧出來的辛苦和執著,我願意說一聲‘謝謝’。
我真的不是流氓 回複 悄悄話 謝謝LIMING一直為我說話
我現在不錯,遠離女生,正在為一個樂隊寫歌詞
去不同的城市,品嚐當地最新鮮的啤酒
然後寫下心得
我說過,我追求的生活是
一個人環遊世界,風清雲淡
when everything's made to be broken, i just want somebody to know who i am
我真的不是流氓 回複 悄悄話 沒受過刺激的人,看問題就是簡單,你是否真正愛過或者你是否真的愛您老公或者你老公是不是帶過顏色鮮豔的帽子我不知道,總之我覺得你媽活的都比你HIGH.
30的人了,別每天抱個小貓玩,建議你有個小孩.


我真的不是流氓 回複 悄悄話 小淺灘子,別老是一副自以為是的看透人世的態度來評論別人的生活.
也許你很ENJOY以"有一個小夥子"或者"有一個老姑娘"或者"有一個老頭"來作為開頭來敘述一件並不是屬於你自己的,在我看來很傻的故事
也許你很ENJOY在路邊看長長的送葬隊伍,並且"深厚"的受所謂的我不知道哪門子的感動,死者在天之靈特地安排一個紅燈,不想去的那麽快,你卻希望人早早的被埋葬
也許你很ENJOY聽別人和你說想娶你,老大不小了還一連天真的和自己說"到目前為止,表示願意娶我的人挺多了".恩,很好,衝你這高興勁,我也願意娶你
你的BLOG我沒有多看,看你記述你的生活真替你感到悲哀,你的字裏行間要表達的故事以及你的對櫻桃的比喻,很難不讓我把你不往一個欲求不滿的中年婦女形象聯係起來.

我從頭到尾沒有否認過我就是一個流氓,我就起這麽一個名字而已.我也沒說我有多堅強,那天發現半個小時之內不能來第二次的時候,我無比傷心
我成不成功我自己掌握,別的不說,就說BLOG,我寫我故事的目的不是為了救贖自己,隻是為了記錄,順便吸引眼球,能勞您大架樂此不疲的來光臨,我想我是成功的

最後既然您覺得我幼稚,允許我叫您一聲阿姨.

小淺灘子 回複 悄悄話 I see. Talking to a hard-core fan here. :-)
liming 回複 悄悄話 do you know everyone is weak in this world,does matter how strong he looked like,tell you secret everymen is weak inside,so maybe sometime he will cry to you and let you to find her dear mama
小淺灘子 回複 悄悄話 Thank you, buddy. I am not that young though. hehe. I think you are addicted to his honesty, and that is all. It is amazing in our/Chinese world, honesty can be seriously worshipped to this extend, which only means he is lucky and you are thirsty of honesty and it is good. Well, no offense at all. I believe he can never be a hero simply because he showed some sense of honesty to himself and his wrong doings. Honestly, I think he is weak. He could be stronger along the way which is my warm-hearted hope and anyway he is still a child and he has time.
liming 回複 悄悄話 return,your name is like very young girl,when you got older,you suddenly maybe found your nice teacher ,your hero is realy LIUMENG,,human being is so complacated
you never knew who is Liu meng or not,maybe one day when you enjoy your lunch,your phone is ringing,your husband is at police station and waiting for you pay money to get out there, your best friend ,lover-your hunsband is in jail because assult the young girl,maybe he is nice to you and also work hard
maybe he is good father too,you never thought you will get the caLLED LIKE THIS,THEN what ?it is life ,it is human,you will never know who is liu meng,maybe you are too young to understand this,sorry for that ,best wishes for you,not bad luck like that,just want you can understand true gray wolf besideyou ,and maybe you thought he is your herio-your "ao xiang" watch out my younger sister,just advice,let you know liu meng will never said he is liu meng,by the way,liu meng maybe change to nice ranitic men already,our stupid guys still wait here "wang huan qu shui",think about,now every where have the conputer,why he can not write the article,maybe he already change his color,and cloth,"xi xiao nu ma"in country side with beutify fresh girl ,who knews,please came back and don't play so hard,image you I thought you will be not look ed like very strong person as you thought yourself so take care your self,hope you are back soon,good luck
小淺灘子 回複 悄悄話 你的東西,看的不多,一點點。除了一點還算誠實。但是關於成功?先承認你自己是軟弱的叭。心靈崇高的流氓就不是流氓嗎? 笑話。別給自己找理由就好了。
liming 回複 悄悄話 let you so smart person become SB,it is realy my fault,explan it later,with you together speak loudly,but you become "qian xu",I belive in you will better than "yi mao",but actuarly I didn't perty more than "zi yi"but I thought I am more smart than her and more have "qi zhi",anyway doesn't matter what I looked like,you chose me will be right for any "jiao se",because we are friend right?If I am petty like "zhi Yi","yi mao"will chose me first,you didn't have the turn for chosing a realy star like me to work for you right?wa!"gu ko pe xin"
a !why you thought I am not interesting in that,for art,"ju xi shen yi ba"
hope my future hansband not divorce with me,but who care,if died for freedom,everything can give up,wa!
我真的不是流氓 回複 悄悄話 關於愛情的東西,建議所有正好路過這裏的女性,去看看另外BLOG裏麵的一篇
<男人本性大剖析--玩弄男人於股掌>



我真的不是流氓 回複 悄悄話 看完你寫的累死我了,英文部分還能勉強理解,拚音部分我就蒙了,倆穿插起來,我就直接SB了.

首先,我的BLOG不是"愛情疑問解答版",關於愛情的東西,我不知道怎麽回答,我也沒有任何建議,如果我建議你現在去找到那個8年的,瘋狂和他做愛,你去嗎?

其次,我確實很佩服張意謀,不管是從藝術角度還是商業運做.我現在什麽都不是,我還差的許許多多.但是,ZHANG ZIYI 確實是個SB

最後,我想我將來拍的東西,定級一定是在 R18+的,不是超級暴力就是無比色情, 你有興趣麽?

P.S.我做愛從來不帶套,沒這好習慣.

liming 回複 悄悄話 hi:
I am so happy you return me so fast,I hate nobody to answer me,like you speeking with the air,I belive you are my friend now,but I still felt I "pa "you,something like "shake head pill" and you even inject "du pin"to your friend,my god I shocked ,it is aginst the law,sorry,maybe you want to kick out me again,please don't,just because I thought you are my friend so I care about you,if you go to the jail,who will write the article like you,i WILL FEEL LONELY again,actualy,I already looked like I love one person beside me,yes,I thought I love him,he support me to go through the most difficult time in my life,no one like him treat me so well and so important in my life,but i don,t know why I still can not forget my first love,even Ididn't see him for 8 years .and he can know is me just only one "hellow"maybe it s "gu hui"level's love.we can never forget each other,acutally we never have the sex with each other,we just friend,very very good friend,I hope he can happy and he only hope I can happy too,now I confused too,i don't know we are just friend or not,ok forgot it,about your case "fen xi" your first love I thought it is "queen",because HB never love you ,maybe she like you but not love you,love never need to wait,you didn't understand,because you are too young or "tai sha",or you didn't have the friend like me,I am the "love teacher" and you are the "sex teacher"ok,If you want tell about that men's secreaty,go ahead,I treat it like "ke pu "education,I will learn and severe for whom I love,cougradulation you want to become "dao yan" and I have another dream to become a atress,but never come ture,I hope you can become "dao Yan"
and can sucess,then please let me for one "jiao se",If not enough for number one "nu zhu jiao"'s beatuful,i can be number two I thought I have that telent,i am the "star" for every party and every person ,never mind kids or old lady or old men or yuongster,I think we will be much better than "zhang yi mo"or "zhang zi yi" they all look like come from countryside,"zhang yi mo"have a "ku gua face"and when he laught like a little bit "ruo zhi"just kiding,sorry,I should n't say that,it is not nice,and "zhang zi yi" zhen ge yi
ge wu zhi,hei qi chong nu du,ao si ka shang one sentence,let me the leg soft for her,Lao wai treat her like chinese star,It is totaly "xiao kan "our chinese."zhang zi yi " zhen ge yi ge mei wen hua,pin zhe a face relly look alittle bit like "zhi yi mo" and luck,ji ran chang chu Asia and zao xian the world,It is totaly not fair,like you and me ,it is so talent person,ji ren close the door,"du zi bei ai",ok, from today you go to for "dirctor" I go to class for atress,our dream must come true,just becausee let "lao Wei"know what it is chian,Right?rember from today ,I am realy "yan su"for that."jia bei nu li "!!!just don't forget me ,when you have "mei nu ru yun",I am your first
supporter and belive in you,it is realy important,right?btw,do you wear the "Cando",when you make love?I do not want you "yin nian zhou shi" yao!
by the way,forget the HB,let me think about pencil,ha ha ha,she never love you and go to find queen before she get marry,I f you love her ,teel her,she will come back,hope you two "yuan men cheng wen" and from now "lang zi hui tao" zhuan xin for going to dirctor,and My dream"zhi ri ke dai"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
irrigator 回複 悄悄話 liming mm,流氓好像很少給別人回複這麽長的留言呢!
你可千萬別再問他關於愛情了,你看他最後一句話就完全說明了他的本性!
好自為之吧~!
我真的不是流氓 回複 悄悄話 首先,我不知道初戀的定義是什麽,單純我喜歡的?兩廂情悅的?還是第一個和對方發生關係的?
如果說是上床的話,那就是QUEEN了.但是我一直覺得我的初戀是HB,之前寫過的,那個"法定受難日"那篇的女主角.
很高興你喜歡我的文章,但我內心是不是好人我不知道,但願吧...

TIME CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING, 我曾經以為我不會從那個女生(HB)的陰影裏走出來了,如歌裏唱的"難過的事,當我遇上別的女子,我隻在乎,她身上有你的影子".
可誰曾想到我將來也會是一個流氓

我不相信什麽真愛,什麽天長地久,隻要我現在和某人在一起的感覺很好,我就不浪費和她在一起的時間,抓緊享受.
所謂初戀,不過就是一個詞,PURE.
PURE的另外的意思就是幼稚以及沒有經驗.
你難以釋懷的隻是這個感覺,早已不是這個人了.
嚐試接受其他人,盡量去愛他,然後你回頭看看那個你曾經認為完美的人,也就那麽回事

自己想想吧

我從來沒有想過我要當作家.我的目標是導演,且我一定會成功的

別問我關於愛情的東西了,太虛偽,而且我又不是愛情大師,
如果你想知道舔男生哪裏會讓他舒服一些,我相當樂於解答

liming 回複 悄悄話 wo,finily you had new article,I like it very much,I saw the massage you answer me,you didn't answer me Queen is your first love ? or not,don't mad at me,you know why i like your article?because you are outside like "liu mang"but inside you are a good guy.I like the person like you,can died for friends and can never foeget the lover you have loved before,I hope i can luck like Queen
but I don't know,acually i am "lovely" girl too,but does matter how many person they like you,you just care one person he can love you and never forget you,I hope he can never forget me too,but I am not sure,he said he love me forever and miss me ,but I can feel that sound not look like from inside,like before when we just knew each other,Does the time can let peopel forget theri first love or not? can you answer me this qustion? sorry I am so borther you,I don't know I like your article so much I think because you never forget Queen,"I love you " just kiding,actually I love everyboy.when I was kid I want become writer but I never let this dream come ture,maybe in future,but maybe you will become fanous in furture ,don't forget I am your supporter when you are not famous,I am in Cnada,where are you? us?"ao da li ya"? retur me soon thanks
irrigator 回複 悄悄話 今天心情超級差,做什麽都不成功,所以跑來你這裏又看了一遍。 :((
沒看到你上msn,要不還可以和你嘮叨嘮叨。
anyway, wish u happy today ,tomorrow the day after tomorrowwwwwwwwwww~
irrigator 回複 悄悄話 今天來看,終於更新了。 我喜歡你別踢下床那點,哈哈哈~
我真的不是流氓 回複 悄悄話 順便更新了令一個我的BLOG.那個"流氓世界"
說實話,我個人更喜歡那裏的那些亂七八糟的東西
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