校車司機

妹妹放學回家： 媽媽，今天我們換了一個新的校車司機 
   okay, how's the new driver 
   we think she's smoking 
   oh? 
   because it smells awful, like a moving sephora, I think it's sol de janeiro, 
   what's sol de janeiro? 
   a parfume
   have you used it? 
   No, but YH did 
   
   well, would you like me walk you to the stop tomorrow, I can go on the bus...
   我抽抽鼻子: like a hound dog 
   她大笑，說 we're talking about setting a VIP area on the bus 
   oh, who are the VIPs? 
   大概5到6個5到6年級的娃，we're trying to setup hooks and curtains, then open the window 
   oh, are you allowed to open the window? 
   no, that's why we need curtains 
   Although this may not work, I like your thoughts, you're trying to solve the peoblem, who brought up the idea? 
   ... 
   any other ideas? 
   so far, no 
   hmm... how about talking to the driver, asking if she's wearing sol de janeiro, she might let you now why she does that 
   所謂的smoking, 還隻是猜測
   要是實錘了，還可以escalate。
   如果我去聞，能聞出啥來，
   一個煙酒不沾，飲料隻喝涼白開的人，
   這個時候竟然覺得年輕的時候試一試也沒有壞處，隻要不沉淪。