15.5 三皇五帝 Chinese Codex

目錄 Catalog：

0 前言 Preface； 1 三郎的故事 Stories of Three Wolves；1.1 武大郎和武二郎 Big Wolf and Second Wolf；1.1.2 將軍扣兒 General's Buttons；1.1.3 中華法典的起源 Origin of Chinese Codex；1.1.4 典兵學院 Codex Soldier Academy；1.1.5 井陽之災 Well-Sun Catastrophe；1.1.6 守靈 Spirits Keeping； 1.1.7 第二次婚禮 Second Wedding；1.2 張三郎 Third Wolf Zhang；1.3 有巢氏 Princess Have Nest；1.4 血濺軒轅 Blood Shattered on the Cross；1.5 媽祖與大巢氏 Mother Ancestor and Princess Big Nest；1.6 婆媳之間 Between Mother-in-law and Daughters-in-law

2 後裔射日 Descendant shoots the Suns： 2.1 女媧和伏羲 Nuwa and Fuxi；2.1.2 七仙女 Seven Fairies；2.1.3 彤弓素矢 Red Bow Natural Arrows；2.2 二郎神和瑤祖 Second Wolf God and Yao Primogenitor；2.2.2 瑤池聖火 Holy Fire in Yao Pond；2.2.3 自由戀愛 Naturally Falling in Love；2.2.4 巫毒學院 Voodoo Academy；2.2.5 寶蓮燈 Treasury Lotus Lamp；2.2.6 迷幻蘑菇 Magic Mushrooms；2.2.7 討論寶蓮燈 Discuss Lotus Lamp； 2.2.8 楊戩計劃 Salvation Plan；2.2.9 九黎 Nine Crowds；2.2.10 媽祖家宴 Mazu Family Feast；2.3 太乙真人 Strictly Second Real Human；2.4 葫蘆娃 Gourd Children；2.5 四位家人 Four family members；2.5.2 武大郎典兵 Martial Big Wolf's Military Drill；2.5.3 間諜船 Spy Ship；2.5.4 三足鳥計劃 Three-Leg Bird Plan；2.5.5 武大郎潘金蓮和少林寺 Martial Big Wolf Goldthread Pan and Shaolin Temple；2.6 鄮縣縣長 Prefect Mao County；2.6.2 許仙求見 Xu'xian Seeks an Audience；2.6.3 龍蛇家族的秘密 Secrets of the Dragon and Snake Families；2.6.X 黃帝戰蚩尤 Yellow Emperor Fought Chiyou；2.7 炎帝登基 Emperor Yan Ascends the Throne；2.8 天道輪回 Godly Cycle；2.9 玉皇大帝 Emperor Turquoise

3 堯舜禹 Yao Shun Yu：3.0 阪泉之戰 Battle of Ban Fountain；3.1 舜王建皇宮 King Shun Builds Palace；3.1.2 牛郎回家 Cowboy Returns Home；3.1.3 姑娘們也興奮了 Girls Were Excited Too；3.1.4 炎帝和二郎神的地產交易 White-King Yan and Second Wolf God's Real Estate Deal；3.1.5 娥黃給牛郎買工作服 Beauty-Yellow Buys Work Clothes for Cowboy；3.1.6 奴隸公司沸騰了 Slave Company is Boiling；3.1.7 娥黃要氣死小龍女 Beauty-Yellow Wants to Anger Little Dragon Girl to Death；3.1.8 心賬竹竿 Heart-Account Bamboo；3.1.3 牛郎化解木材危機；3.1.4 治療偏心病；3.1.5 龍骨穹頂塌了；3.1.6 魯班獻策；3.1.7 小龍女探秘絕情穀；3.2 堯帝登基；3.2.2 女英的軟衛甲；3.2.3 女英投江；3.3 法師出世；3.3.2 東海海嘯；3.3.3 牛郎的家書；3.3.4 南海龍王獻策；3.4 大禹治水；3.4.2 刺客和牛郎打架；3.5 大禹會嫦娥

3.6 劈山救母 Splitting the Mountain to Save Mother：3.6.0 序言 Preface；3.6.1 禹皇接見塵香 White-King Yu Receives Dust-Incense；3.6.2 舜禹行宮 Migration Palace of Shun and Yu；3.6.2.2 女媧的後人 Descendants of Nuwa；3.6.2.3 漢人的起源 Origin of the Han Chinese；3.6.2.4 塵香當官 Dust-Incense as an Official；3.6.2.5 龍王經 Dragon King Sutra；3.6.2.6 塵香當村長 Dust-Incense Becomes Village Chief；3.6.2.7 更改行宮的設計 Changing the Design of Palace；3.6.2.8 法師和獵人 Juristic Teacher and Hunter；3.6.2.9 女媧造人出錯了 Nuwa Made a Mistake in Creating Humans； 3.6.2.10 金龜婿 Golden Turtle Son in Law；3.6.2.11 金剛杵和屠龍刀 Philosopher-Stone Pestle and Dragon Slaying Sword；3.6.3 盧堂左反舜；3.6.4 將軍墓；3.6.5 禹皇傳燈；3.6.6 順禹家宴

0 前言 Preface

在公元前4464-4354年間，河南乾塘關的禮敬公家收養了一個兒子。他把養子和親生兒子排列在了一起，這位養子排在了第三位，所以人們因此稱呼這位養子為張三郎。張三郎，又名張屠戶，燧人氏（如圖），少昊，玉皇大帝。

Between 4464 and 4354 BCE, Publican Etiquette Salutation of Qian’tang Pass, Henan, adopted a son. He ranked his adopted son together with his biological son, and the adopted son was ranked third, so people called him Third Wolf Zhang. Third Wolf Zhang (as shown in Figures) also known as Zhang the Butcher, Flint Man, Sun God, and Jade Emperor.

張三郎自幼頑皮好學。據說兒童時期很會放豬，豬都長得膘肥體壯。這使得禮敬公的夫人很高興。過年時，張夫人（亦作媽祖）帶三郎到集市辦年貨，並賞給了他幾個零花錢，說：“你可以買一件自己喜歡的東西。” 這是三郎第一次逛集市，看什麽都新鮮，可是舍不得花錢買。快回來時，張夫人問他：“這裏什麽都有，你就沒發現自己喜歡的東西？” 卻發現三郎停在了後麵的一個字畫兒攤，在認真地看著一幅舊畫兒。張夫人走了回去，那畫上畫的是一位拿著一把雨傘的老頭兒，周圍有幾十幅小圖畫。她等的不耐煩了，就催促說：“喜歡就買了吧！我們這就回家了！” 結果張三郎真的買了那幅髒兮兮的舊畫兒。

Third Wolf Zhang was naughty and studious since he was young. It is said that he was very good at raising pigs when he was a child, and the pigs grew fat and strong. This made Publican Etiquette Salutation's wife very happy. During the Chinese New Year, Mrs. Zhang (aka. Mazu) took Third Wolf to the market to buy New Year's goods, and gave him some pocket money, saying: "You can buy something you like." This was Third Wolf's first time to visit the market. Everything he saw was new, but he was reluctant to spend money. When they were about to return, Mrs. Zhang asked him: "There are everything here, don't you find anything you like?" But she found that Third Wolf stopped at a calligraphy and painting stall at the back, looking at an old painting seriously. Mrs. Zhang walked back, and the painting was of an old man holding an umbrella, surrounded by dozens of small paintings. She was impatient to wait, so she urged: "Buy it if you like it! We will go home now!" As a result, Third Wolf really bought the dirty old painting.

一段時間後的一天早晨，農場工人們出去幹活的時候，看見張三郎帶著鬥笠，穿著蓑衣，趕著豬出去放豬，就問：“三郎！這大晴天的，你穿蓑衣幹什麽？” 張三郎回答：“一個時辰之後，會下雨！”人們聽了，都哈哈大笑，沒人信！結果，到莊稼地沒多久，忽然之間就下雨了，人們都被雨澆得跟落湯雞似的。等到天晴了，再去地裏幹活的時候，人們看見張三郎跟什麽事都沒發生一樣，正在野地裏吹笛子呢！漸漸地，需要預知天氣的時候，工人們就去問張三郎。就這樣，他成了這個部落的天氣預報員了。

One morning after a while, when the farm workers went out to work, they saw Third Wolf Zhang wearing a straw raincoat and a bamboo hat, driving the pigs out to graze, so they asked: "Third Wolf! Why are you wearing a straw raincoat on such a sunny day?" Third Wolf replied: "It will rain in two hours!" After hearing this, everyone laughed, and no one believed it! As a result, not long after they arrived at the farm, it suddenly rained, and the people were soaked like drowned rats. When the sky cleared up and they went to work in the fields again, they saw Third Wolf Zhang playing the flute in the field as if nothing had happened! Gradually, when they needed to predict the weather, the workers would ask Third Wolf Zhang. Just like that, he became the weather forecaster of this tribe.

1 三郎的故事 Stories of Three Wolves

張三郎九歲那年的一天，剛從爺爺鄧國公的家裏回來，哥哥武二郎就跑來找他，神神密密地說：“猴哥回來了！他的衣服可奇怪了。他還有天書。天書的羊皮紙是白色的，上麵寫滿了奇奇怪怪的符號，說是龍文，誰也不認識！就隻有猴哥能讀。”

One day when Third Wolf Zhang was nine years old, he had just returned from his grandfather State Publican of Deng’s house when his brother Martial Second Wolf came to him and said mysteriously, "Monkey Brother is back! His clothes are very strange. He also has a heavenly book. The parchment of the sky book is white, and it is covered with strange symbols, which are said to be dragon hieroglyphics. No one can understand them! Only Monkey Brother can read them. "

1.1 武大郎和武二郎 Big Wolf and Second Wolf

張三郎不信，說：“你騙我！哪裏來的猴哥！？“

武二郎回答：“咱大哥從小被寄養在別人家裏了。他長得跟猴子一樣。那家人說，“如果不把他送回來培養一家人之間的感情。他長大後就不會認同咱們是兄弟了。所以他的養父母就他把送回來了。結果，他現在真的不朝咱媽叫媽！”

張三郎來到了武大郎的房間，向他問好。武大郎不情願地向他展示了他從巫毒學院帶回來的課本。張三郎剛翻開書，武二郎就湊了過來。武大郎立刻把課本收了回去。不讓他們倆看了。

Third Wolf Zhang didn't believe it and said, "You're lying to me! Where did this monkey brother come from!?"

Martial Second Wolf replied, "Our eldest brother was fostered in someone else's home since he was young. He looks like a monkey. That family said, "If they don't send him back to foster the relationship among our family, he won't recognize us as brothers when he grows up. So, his foster parents sent him back. As a result, he really doesn't call our mother mom now!"

Third Wolf Zhang came to Martial Big Wolf’s room and greeted him. Martial Big Wolf reluctantly showed him the textbook he brought back from the Voodoo Academy. As soon as Third Wolf Zhang opened the book, Martial Second Wolf came over. Martial Big Wolf immediately took the textbook back and stopped them from reading it.

一天，武大郎拿著書就來找張夫人（亦作媽祖）了，說：“你這個壞女人！”

張夫人生氣了，“你不叫我媽，還罵我”，就打他，問：“你為什麽說我是壞女人？”

武大郎一邊哭，一邊翻書給她看，說：“你看你兒子把我的書扯得！”

張夫人一看，確實，那書有的地方被扯去了半頁，有的地方被扯去了整頁，就把武二郎叫過來，也打了一頓。

One day, Martial Big Wolf came to Mrs. Zhang (aka. Mazu) with a book and said, "You bad woman!"

Mrs. Zhang got angry and said, "You don't call me mother, but you still scold me." She beat him and asked, "Why do you say I am a bad woman?"

Martial Big Wolf cried and showed her the book, saying, "Look at how your son has torn my book!"

Mrs. Zhang saw that half a page had been torn from some parts of the book, and a whole page had been torn from others. She called Martial Second Wolf over and gave him a beating as well.

有人告訴張夫人，“你不能打孩子，你越打他，你們的母子關係越生分！你應該和他交談，解決問題。”

張夫人就問武大郎，“你認為說我不是你媽？”

武大郎說：“你那麽高，我這麽矮！”他還畫圖，用遺傳學原理來解釋。禮敬公和張夫人就請這方麵的專家，例如相麵先生，來和他辯論。結果，請來的專家辯論不過武大郎。不久後，這事就傳開了，附近找不到這類專家了，因為人家來了，如果輸了，就壞了名聲。禮敬公夫婦就花重金，從外地請專家來。武二郎看見就因為這位猴兒哥，父母一盒子，一盒子地給人家金銀，氣憤得不得了。據傳說，張夫人找人修補武大郎的書，也花了很多錢。這場辯論持續很長時間，終於把武大郎辯論敗了。

Someone told Mrs. Zhang, "You can't hit your child. The more you hit him, the more alienated your mother-son relationship will be! You should talk to him and solve the problem."

Mrs. Zhang asked Martial Big Wolf, "Why do you say I'm not your mother?"

Martial Big Wolf said, “You're so tall and I'm so short!” He also drew diagrams and used the principles of genetics to explain. Publican Etiquette Salutation and Mrs. Zhang then invited experts in the field, such as a face reader, to debate with him. As a result, the invited expert could not win over Martial Big Wolf. Soon after, the story spread, and no such expert could be found in the neighborhood, because if people came, it would be a bad reputation if they lost. Mr. and Mrs. Zhang then spent a lot of money to bring in experts from far away places. Martial Second Wolf saw that just because of this monkey brother, parents a box, a box of gold and silver to others, angry. According to legend, Mrs. Zhang also spent a lot of money to find someone to repair Martial Big Wolf's book. The debate lasted for a long time, and finally Martial Big Wolf was defeated.

1.1-2

自從武大郎回來了，禮敬公夫婦就帶著孩子們走親戚，到處給親戚朋友送禮。到爺爺家時，爺爺看了武大郎打猴拳，高興的不得了，大叫：“這是我孫子！”爺爺還領著他們去到了一家姓孫的，馬戲團家庭。武大郎看見那家人的身高都和他差不多，高興了，和他們一起玩起了馬戲團的雜耍。武二郎也和他們一起玩。武大郎爬到了高杆的頂端。禮敬公看了，害怕了，喊：“危險，快下來！” 張夫人說：“沒事，我在這接著他。老張公把兒子拉出了院子，對他說：“孩子的母親都不害怕，你怕什麽！” 過了一會兒，張三郎也出來了。爺爺問：“和他們一起玩唄！出來幹啥！？” 張三郎回答： “看著都害怕！”

據傳說，從這次旅行以後，武大郎接受了禮敬公是他的父親，但仍然不接受張夫人（即媽祖）是他的母親。而武二郎從此稱呼他為孫猴子。

Since Martial Big Wolf came back, Publican Etiquette Salutation couple have taken their children to visit relatives and give gifts to relatives and friends everywhere. When they arrived at the grandfather's house, the grandfather State Publican of Deng saw Martial Big Wolf doing monkeyish martial art and was very happy. He shouted: "This is my grandson!" The grandfather also took them to a circus family surname Sun. Martial Big Wolf was happy to see that the family members were about the same height as him, and he played circus acrobatics with them. Martial Second Wolf also played with them. Martial Big Wolf climbed to the top of the high pole. Publican Etiquette Salutation saw it and was scared, shouted: "Danger, come down quickly!" Mrs. Zhang said: "It's okay, I'll catch him here. Old Zhang pulled his son out of the embankment and said to him: "The child's mother is not afraid, what are you afraid of!" After a while, Third Zhang also came out. Grandpa asked: "Play with them! What are you doing out!?" He replied: "It's scary just to see it!"

According to legend, after this trip, Martial Big Wolf accepted that Publican Etiquette Salutation was his father, but still did not accept Mrs. Zhang (i.e. Mazu) as mother. Martial Second Wolf called him Monkey Sun from then on.

1.1-3

一天，爺爺，老張公來找張夫人說，“我有了一個計劃，讓武大郎和我玩一段時間。” 老張公給武大郎講：“傳說我們這種小人源於一個已經滅亡了的國家，鄧國，所以現在人們都稱呼我們為鄧人。我們的祖宗也曾經姓鄧。人們一聽說姓鄧，就知道我們是小矮人，所以我們的祖宗就改成了姓孫。我曾祖父忽然有了一個奇怪的想法，娶一位具有將軍血統的大個子媳婦，改良遺傳基因。他研究發現你媽家她們張家的閨女具有很強的將軍遺傳基因，於是他就改姓張了。他還建立了一個特別的基金，攢錢，娶一位張家的閨女做媳婦，培養出一位將軍。他的理想被我我實現了。我的兒子娶了你媽，生出了你和武二郎。你們倆都有將軍的特質。”

One day, Grandpa, Old Zhang Publican, came to Mrs. Zhang and asked, "I have a plan! Let me play with Martial Big Wolf for a while." Old Zhang Publican told Martial Big Wolf, "Legend says that we, the little people, originated from a country that has been destroyed, the Deng State, so people now call us Deng people. Our ancestors also had the surname Deng. When people heard the surname Deng, they knew we were dwarfs, so our ancestors changed their surname to Sun. My great-grandfather suddenly had a strange idea, to marry a tall wife with the bloodline of a general to improve his genetic genes. He found out that the daughters of your mother's family, the Zhang family, had strong general genes, so he changed his surname to Zhang. He also set up a special fund to save money, marry a daughter of the Zhang family as a daughter-in-law, and train a general. His ideal was realized by me. My son married your mother and gave birth to you and Martial Second Wolf. Both of you have the genetic traits of a general.”

武大郎問：“我的什麽特質是將軍的特質？”

老張公忽然向路邊的幾個孩子喊：“你們都過來，誰能爬到這棵樹的第三個樹杈，我就給他買一串糖葫蘆。”幾個孩子很快就爬上了樹，下來後得到了糖葫蘆。老張公問武大郎：“你能爬上去不？”他很快就爬到了樹頂，下來後也分到了糖葫蘆。有幾個孩子試過了，但爬不上去。老張公問他們：“你們不想要糖葫蘆嗎？為什麽不爬上去？”那幾個孩子都回答：“想要，但我爬不上去！”老張公也為他們買了糖葫蘆，轉頭告訴武大郎：“我和你爸爸都像這幾個孩子一樣，不會爬樹！”

Martial Big Wolf asked: "What qualities are the genetic traits of a general?"

Old Zhang Publican suddenly called out to several children on the roadside: "Come here, whoever can climb to the third branch of this tree, I will buy him a string of candied haws." Several children quickly climbed up the tree and got candied haws when they came down. Old Zhang Publican asked Martial Big Wolf: "Can you climb up?" He quickly climbed to the top of the tree and got candied haws when he came down. Several children tried but couldn't climb up. Old Zhang Publican asked them: "Don't you want candied haws? Why don't you climb up?" The children all answered: "Yes, but I can't climb up!" Old Zhang Publican also bought candied haws for them, turned around and told Martial Big Wolf: "I and your father are just like these children; we can't climb trees!"

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