被量子糾纏的男人
我命由天不由我？天是什麽？我又是誰？
川總治國，馬皇勸政，美股長虹！
President Trump Rules, Emperor Musk Advises, and Wall Street Explodes!
第一幕：極限施壓，全球求饒
Act 1: Maximum Pressure, The World on Its Knees
中文：
2025年4月3日，川總揮起“關稅大棒”，不是打一國，是全世界一起打！
中國被加稅，歐盟被加稅，日本墨西哥也沒逃，連小島國都瑟瑟發抖。
English:
On April 3rd, 2025, President Trump swung his mighty “Tariff Hammer” — not at one nation, but the entire world!
China got taxed, the EU got taxed, Japan, Mexico, even tiny island nations trembled in fear.
中文：
全球股市“啪”地一下全綠了，不是環保，是心跳驟停那種綠。
老百姓都懵了：怎麽雞蛋也變成金蛋了，泡麵都開始論克賣？
English:
Global stock markets instantly turned green — not eco-friendly green, heart-attack kind of green.
People were stunned: “Why are eggs now golden treasures? Is instant ramen being sold by the gram?”
第二幕：美聯儲降息，配合表演
Act 2: The Fed Cuts Rates, Joining the Show
中文：
全世界都快被關稅搞“脫貧”了，美聯儲一看不妙，趕緊打出一張王炸——降息！
川總站在舞台中央，張開雙手，像凱撒一樣笑著說：“看，全世界都聽我的。”
English:
With the world going broke from tariffs, the Fed panicked and dropped the big card — rate cuts!
Trump, center stage, arms wide open like Caesar, smirked and said: “See? The whole world dances to my tune.”
第三幕：馬皇出場，力挽狂瀾
Act 3: Emperor Musk Enters, Saving the Empire
中文：
就在全球經濟快被玩崩的時候，馬斯克披著火箭鬥篷，騎著特斯拉電馬登場，氣場全開！
他一拜一跪，說道：
“吾皇川總，如今物價飛漲、經濟衰退、民不聊生，可以調整關稅了。”
English:
Just as the global economy teetered on collapse, Musk arrived in full glory, wearing a rocket cape and riding a Tesla steed.
He knelt dramatically and declared:
“My Emperor Trump, inflation soars, recession spreads, the people suffer — it’s time to ease tariffs.”
中文：
川總一聽，微微一笑，拍拍他肩膀：
“馬帝，你是世界上最聰明的，皇兄就按你說的辦。”
English:
Trump smiled gently, patted Musk’s shoulder and said:
“Emperor Musk, you’re the smartest man on Earth. Your royal brother shall heed your wise advice.”
第四幕：股市炸裂，總統山加雕像
Act 4: Stock Market Blows Up, Trump Carved in Stone
中文：
話音剛落，美股三大指數瞬間暴漲10%。交易員眼淚都出來了：
“川總不是總統，是股市主力莊家啊！！”
English:
As soon as the words left his mouth, the Dow, Nasdaq, and S&P all jumped 10%.
Traders burst into tears:
“Trump isn’t a president… he’s the ultimate market maker!”
中文：
群眾提議：應該在總統山加個川總的頭像，一手握麥克風，一手拿iPhone發推特，背景音配上“Make America Entertaining Again”。
English:
The people demanded: Add Trump’s face to Mount Rushmore — one hand holding a mic, the other tweeting from an iPhone, with the anthem:
“Make America Entertaining Again.”
結尾：你說他瘋？他可能最清醒！
Finale: You Call Him Crazy? He Might Be the Only One Awake!
中文：
你以為這是政治？不，這是一部現實版經濟大片，
融合《紙牌屋》、《權力的遊戲》、《吐槽大會》和《股市風雲》！
English:
Think this is politics? No — it’s a real-life economic blockbuster,
a fusion of House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Roast Battle, and Wall Street: The Musical!
中文：
川總不是瘋，他是“瘋中帶穩”，
馬斯克不是諫臣，他是“AI時代的諸葛亮”，
而我們，不是觀眾，是正在被表演的觀眾。
English:
Trump isn’t crazy — he’s crazy like a fox.
Musk isn’t an advisor — he’s the Zhuge Liang of the AI era.
And us? We’re not just watching the show… we’re IN the show.
思考題 Time to Think：
- 你覺得關稅到底傷了誰？
- 是川總演戲，還是世界經濟本來就太脆弱？
- 如果川總真上了總統山，你支持刻在哪塊石頭上？
What do you think?
- Who’s really getting hurt by the tariffs?
- Is Trump performing, or is the global economy just fragile?
- If Trump makes it to Mount Rushmore… which rock should we use?
