A cat passed by a little river while a little fish was swimming there. The cat wanted to eat the fish; the fish sensed the cat's desire. The cat pretended to be friendly and started to chat with the fish.
Cat: Hello, little swimmer, what's your name?
Fish: My name is Cat!
Cat: That's so funny, love it!
Fish: What's your name?
Cat: My name is Fish! What do you think?
Fish: I'm thinking what's your favorite food :)
Cat: You know it. Of course, it's fish!
Fish: Then you eat yourself because your name is Fish! Hahaha!
馬年到,祝大家馬上有魚,年年有魚,笑口常開!