【童趣】童言童趣三則

近日，書香之家論壇喜不單行，上周才聞寶刀未老的蔥姐（花似鹿蔥）榮任書香版主，今天獲悉年輕有為的秋蘭君（renqiulan / 紉秋蘭）也走馬上任，特此獻上《童言童趣三則》表示祝賀！秋蘭君博古通今，中西合璧，再加上愛貓（lovecat08）和蔥姐兩位大姐大，一定會讓書香之家好戲連台，香飄萬裏！

Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President?
Boy: No
Mom: Why?
Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station
Mom: Then, who will you become?
Boy: A dad!

Girl: Mom, I love every part of you, except for your brain and mouth
Mom: Why?
Girl: Because your brain makes your mouth say so many rules

Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you
Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family
Boy: Then, why you married mommy? 

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[CBA7]

回複 '萬湖小舟' 的評論 : 謝謝小舟的節日祝福！問好小舟。

[萬湖小舟]

好有趣的童言，好有愛心的父母。小西母親節快樂！

[CBA7]

回複 '菲兒天地' 的評論 : 謝謝菲兒鼓勵，祝菲兒新周愉快，笑口常開！

[菲兒天地]

哈哈哈，小西詩人有才！秋蘭君真的好棒，恭喜兩位新博主。