假如時光可以倒流，我會換個活法

假如時光可以倒流，我會換個活法。

當然，首先是要回到那個無憂無慮、童言無忌的童年時代，然後還需要一位不知道把錢往哪兒捐獻的大慈善家來慷慨解囊資助我、以便我不要為了五鬥米而折腰，可以全身心地去做我最喜歡做的事：“鼓搗”文字。而不是從小學到大學、再到研究生和博士後，沒完沒了地學那麽多沒有用的東西。

哈哈哈，等著天上掉個大餡餅吧。嘿嘿，話音未落，已經有一個小餡餅砸到了我的頭上：前天，在我的“閨蜜”劉姥姥的提議下，我破天荒地開了博客。結果，昨天剛剛在我的博客貼出來的一篇博文《我和名女人最接近的那兩次》，今天竟然上了文學城博客首頁的“今日熱點 ”！

還得感謝文化走廊論壇去年12月份舉辦的那次【名人與我】的活動、一不小心讓我“一夜成名”啊，哈哈哈。

好，時光現在就開始倒流，讓我們隨著下麵的“童言童趣四則”回到那個還是一張白紙的童年時代，重新書寫我們的人生。

Monday, February 21, 2022

Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President?

Boy: No.

Mom: Why?

Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station.

Mom: Then, who will you become?

Boy: A dad!

Happy Presidents' Day!

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you

Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family

Boy : Then, why you married mommy?

Merry Christmas!!

Sunday, October 31, 2021

A kindergarten teacher told a mom: Your boy kissed a girl at school

Mom asked the boy: Did you kiss a girl at school?

Boy: No, she kissed me. Here is the story:

Once upon a time, a loving bird flew by, I swallowed it. Another loving bird flew by, she swallowed it and then she kissed me. The end!

Happy Halloween!

Sunday, June 20, 2021

Kid: Daddy, I will never want to do this, I will never want to do that.

Father: Baby, never say never, because you never know. (How many "nevers" did the father say?)

Happy Father's Day!

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