亂彈琴 之 男女不分

亂彈琴 之 男女不分
文／剿匪出關
2020年5月19日整理

小米和我結婚後，改成了我的姓。我倆的辦公室就隔一條過道。這是背景。

某學期末，一學生看了一眼我辦公室門邊的名字後，怒氣衝衝地走進我辦公室，說：“I need all my money back! I cannot understand your English at all. I cannot understand anything you said in the class!”

我一看，這學生麵生得很，便問:"Excuse me, which class? I don't remember that I see you in any of my classes.”

那學生道: "College Algebra!”

我笑道: "I think that is my wife's class. Her office is across the hallway."