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超雷人! 各位男士,千萬萬萬不可得罪老婆

(2009-06-06 00:13:12) 下一個
哈哈,不得不寫個‘服’字, 勁雷人

看完就知道這個。。。。



To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.  

Your loving wife.
XXX











P.S: YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED
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小丫頭 回複 悄悄話 回複piao11的評論:

對不起啊,讓飄姐姐受驚了,俺閨女目前完全康複了,就是那個那個飲食習慣改了
piao11 回複 悄悄話 先不看雷人的,趕緊說雷狗的:狗狗尤其小型寵物狗不能吃巧克力。。。因為狗狗的消化係統不夠能力分解巧克力中的某些成分,不僅不能分解吸收還會轉變成“毒性物質”傷狗!

你去搜一下這個方麵的資料“例如打入‘狗狗能不能吃巧克力?’”就知道了。

我家4丫頭就目前什麽也給吃,就是不給吃巧克力和雞骨頭。。。

隻要我吃的她都會少少或多多的吃,例如蘋果梨子(所有的水果)等,甚至西紅柿胡蘿卜也吃:)

看你說的趕緊放下手中的事情趕來說一下。。。


祝福小丫頭什麽都好。。。。

你這2寶貝片片可愛極了~~~~
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