V-Day Poem (中英文搞笑版，2014)

V-Day poem (搞笑中英文版，2014)

十五年前，

我還是個文弱書生。

在你麵前，

我會緊張出汗臉紅。

十年前，

我們彼此托付一生。

我願意，

在你的皮鞭下晚織早耕。

五年前，

我們的女兒出生。

我的地位陡然跌落一名。

一天前，

你讓我做點什麽，

來保持你的好心情。

寫首小詩，

算不算真誠？

今天，

我寫了。

那現在，

以情人節上帝的名義，

能否在銀行賬戶上，

加上我的芳名。

Fifteen years ago, 

I am afraid that I was a nerd, 

Before you I could barely say a word. 

Ten years ago, 

You suddenly became the proud shepherd, 

I was the only one you decided to brutally herd.

Five years ago, 

Happily we got one more mouth to feed, 

Unfortunately I was demoted to be the 3rd commander in chief indeed. 

One day ago, 

I was asked to do something for the sustainability of your good mood,

A poem perhaps will be just as good. 

So I did and now, 

In the name of the Valentine’s lord, 

Could you please with me share the account password?