Never argue with kids 2

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'" 

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. 

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. 

A child had written a note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"