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Never argue with kids

(2013-11-20 08:51:17) 下一個


My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. 

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. 

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. 

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. 
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. 

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat
was very small. 

The little girl stated that Joe was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible. 

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Joe". 

The teacher asked, "What if Joe went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". 
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