2023 (4)
1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”
10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
夏圓 1/22/2013
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東邊來個喇嘛答對了：4) nothing. it's a hole.
You are right.
園園,來來來，坐坐坐！你回來了我可高興了，圓圓向園園請安！真的好想你。咱們烤烤火，烤烤牛，喝點酒，敘敘舊。一見到你，我的心就暖暖的。
向孝女致敬！願你父親一切順利。你要注意休息，好好恢複。杜姐幫著我喚你回家吃飯，你聽到了嗎？你就等著我上菜吧。；）
謝謝圓妹妹惦記！俺已經在牛哥的“小兒體育鍛煉篇”裏向圓妹妹請安了，現在再請一次！能讀圓妹妹博文，能與圓妹妹對話，真乃人生一大樂事！
俺回京當孝女，幫老爸去醫院做手術，俺當然不會做手術，隻是去個簽字畫押的角兒，外加伺候飯食。在京正趕上最嚴重的霧霾天，不幸被北京感冒病毒擊中，在牛哥的“有啥別有病”中，俺試圖與牛哥“同病相憐”一番，想必阿牛希望全文城就他頭痛噴嚏獨一份兒，不料殺出一個程咬金，非要與他分享冒之殊榮，殺了阿牛的風景，嗬嗬。
回複東邊來個喇嘛的評論:
回複臭老王的評論:
你們都是文城牛人，小圓這廂有禮了！；）
有牛父，必有牛子！Good job! ；）
回複九月獨處的評論:
回複廢話多多的評論:
啊，沒想到我這麽牛！呼風喚雨，上九天攬月，更有江湖奇女子宛兒的妹妹多多飄然而至，開心啊！；）
回複夏圓的評論:
俺溜出來玩一哈，一看有烤題，就變老年癡呆辣，咋辦？～～～
4) nothing.
it's a hole.
2） Meat
3） Mt. Everest
4） 24 cubic feet
5） incorrectly
6） She is in southern hemisphere
7) to take a picture you have to use a camera
8) 2nd place
9) the yolk is yellow
10 ) 9