兒子對懷孕和生baby的說法

搞笑的兒子9歲的時候



兒子對姐姐是女孩很有些問題，因為他認為姐姐以後會生baby，他不要姐姐生baby
有一天怎麽就說到這事，先是說媽媽再要一個baby好不好。兒子反應極端激烈，哭個不停
今天又問他："媽媽再生一個baby好不好?"
兩個孩子爭先恐後："NO!"
我問為什麽
兒子："How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to have another baby at home!"
女兒："It's strange to have a new baby. They puke, spit, sleep, mess things up, cry, annoy us. It feels like a stranger comes into our house and stays there forever. All I need is 蒙蒙"
兒子: "Yeah, all I need is 姐姐(4), and all 姐姐(4) needs is me!"
我問: "那姐姐以後有baby好不好?"
兒子: "No! Don't say that!"
兒子: "I don't want 姐姐 to have a baby. But I know she will have one". 於是兒子眉頭皺得很厲害
女兒: "I'm not going to have a baby, it's optional"
兒子: "I don't think so. When girls grow up, somehow magically they all have babies! When they are pregnant, the baby has to come out of their belly"
女兒: "No, you can decide if you want baby or not. You have to do something to have a baby. I'm not gonna have a baby anyway, I don't want a baby. I'm not gonna have a boyfriend. Boys are ugly!"
我問兒子: "你說女孩不能control pregnancy嗎?"
兒子: "Of course not. Do you think they can control their peeing?"
我一頭霧水: " 怎麽不能? 況且這個和pregnancy有什麽關係呢?"
兒子: "Do you think they can control their pee from being generated? Stuff like that! Pregnancy just happens naturally, you can't control it. I'm glad I'm not a girl!"


特別覺得人生短暫，悲哀，有一次怎麽就想到也許再要一個孩子可能會延長自己的青春（當然是理論上隨便想想而已）
有一天就故意逗兒子，說媽媽也許應該再要個baby
兒子一聽就急了，使勁打了我胳膊一下，發出老虎的聲音很生氣地用類似黑社會老大的腔調說："No, you are not going to have a baby"
...頓了兩下，眉頭皺得凶巴巴的，進一步把頭靠近我的臉，瞪著我壓低聲音："If you do.....Sell It!" (當時覺得特別可笑)
過了幾下, 就開始不幹了, 哭哭咧咧跟姐姐說: "I thought mommy said she was not going to have another baby, she has choice!"
女兒說: "She does have choice"
兒子: "Then why she wants to have another baby? She's too old!"


電視上有個節目"A Baby Story"。昨天講了夫婦兩個，生了第三個女兒。夫婦都說不在乎都是女兒。妻子說可能還會再要孩子，不論男女。
兒子發話了："They are going to have lots of babies"
我以為他的意思是這對夫妻會有很多baby，可是最多他們夫妻也再生不了兩個吧。於是問他"為什麽"
兒子說："The girls are going to have lots of babies when they grow up"
正意外呢...
兒子又說："One of them may lay a girl"


現在兒子11歲了。看著這篇，不由得又想逗逗他
問他： “How about mommy having another baby?”
兒子如今平靜了："I'm going to be very mad if you do, I might just throw the baby out of the window. Besides, I don't think you really want a baby yourself, I know you don't want another Meng" (兒子自己，我說過要是有兩個蒙媽媽就別活了)

[陳玉泉]

回複Nativeland的評論: 給你看出來了，尤其是兒子，好玩兒得不得了

[Nativeland]

你家小孩子真好玩..

[Nativeland]

somehow magically --- -哈哈哈,,,譬如,被馬蜂蟄了一下...以前有個美國電視連續劇是這麽說的...