趣事之二
(2012-03-23 19:07:34)
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我身型有點胖,學人節食減肥,平時也喜歡穿戴打扮。12歲的小兒子老是“提醒”我,叫我不要刻意這樣做。他說“it’s ok mom, you are fat and old and ugly, no one will like you." 有一次我去一個party很晚回家,回家路上給一個西裔男人尾隨幾條街,好不容易甩了他。回到家我跟兩個兒子說起來還有點害怕。小兒子聽後,拍拍我的肩膀,說:“Mom, that's why i told you to not go on a diet, don't use make up, you don't need to dress nice, do everything naturally. You have to remember, guys don't go after ugly women." 我說“but you always say I am too fat” 他說 “not as fat as those fat women who occupy two seats in the train.” 我說“and you said I am old “ 他說 “you are not too old mom, my friends' mothers they look older than you.” 我又說“but you said I am ugly too.” 他說, “who said you are ugly? you are not ugly mom, even if you were, you have a good personality, I am sure people will like you.” 你看他,很會安慰人吧。 哈哈。。。