王利民 民聲 Limin Wang People's Voice

我來自毛共社會農民家庭,成長、自立、成家階段偏逢特色共產黨越發走資,在美國漂泊二十年,最近還遭遇工傷謀害謀殺。我認識到,光靠個人的辛勤是改變不了製度給個人注定的命運,必須同時通過個人的努力去改變製度和社會Limin Wang, People's Voice
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Joke: Mike Pompeo\'s Preach and Practice

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Joke: Mike Pompeo's Preach and Practice

by Limin Wang

May 03, 2020

Susan: Honey, are you still hungry?

Mike: No, sweetie, for God's witness, you saw I shoved almost the whole Thanksgiving turkey down.

Susan: That will keep your hunger in bay for how long?

Mike: You bet it can be up to Christmas. Gee, the pipe is clogged. Can I leave the dishes here and wait it out?

Susan: I know you are a good plumber. Use your skills to do some warm-up there.

Mike: Come on, Ma'am. I promise to do better tomorrow on Christmas.

Susan: Honest PP, mhmh, practice what you preach tonight and now. Wait, where is the trump card?

Mike: Don't look at me. I haven't played cards in any house for quite a while.

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