3/2 星期五

心煩, 打算晚上和朋友去喝一杯, 還沒到時間, 隨便寫幾句.

終於下定決心換工作, 聯係了幾個recruiting公司, 要我寫RESUME, 然後去和他們談. 我很討厭寫RESUME, 每次提筆總不知道寫什麽好, 吹得太狠, 怕自己應付不了, 不吹, 不吹怎麽能有機會?! 所以憋了一下午, 還是沒有動筆, 準備周末再慢慢醞釀.

中介的網站上有關於回答問題的例子和說明, 其中一條就是不要說現在公司的壞話, 我覺得這是心照不宣的事情, 如果現在的公司萬事如意, 為什麽要換工作???

Why I wanna quit my current job? Well, first, my boss is a fucking moron, I doubt his IQ could be over 60. Its so tough to work with someone who is retarded, especially in the case this someone is kinda having an affair with one guy in the team. I thought my boss was a mother fucker, but later I realized that I was wrong, he is an ass fucker! Well, I am not against gays, totally support different sexual preferences, but dont bring your fucking sexual preference to the office, you asshole!!! Second, about this company, which has been unbelievably cheap, trying all the time to make employees work like horses, but refuses to pay for the extra work hours, guess what? FUCK IT!!!

以上是我的非常真實的轉職理由. 當然, 這些是絕對不會出現在我的RESUME上的, 我得很客氣的說什麽, I am looking for something more challegeable...blah blah... Its kinda like going on dates, usually the date would ask what kinda guy you looking for, the girl would say something like, "I want a nice guy, who is gentle, caring...looks or money doesnt matter much..." That is bullshit, everybody knows that, looks might not matter much, but money definitely does. Life is full of this kinda necessary lies, we all used to it. Oh and, if girls say "size doesnt matter", that is another lie, size does matter a lot!

I need to see Mario badly now, but have no idea where he and his dumb ship are...LOL.

[jgey]

感謝同學們的支持...(^o^)

[G.C.]

和中介說是沒有關係的， 獵頭的目標是雙重的：給公司推薦合適的人選，給applicant找到合適的公司。雖說獵頭要對公司“負責”，但是不要忘了獵頭的利益是緊緊和你連在一起的，隻有你被雇傭了，他才能從中分成， 他自然不會說你的壞話。當然和獵頭也不要太推心置腹，工作關係，點到為止。

[elpher]

那我直接了蕩跟中介說我不滿意現在的老板豈不是犯忌啦...

[G.C.]

不能說現在公司的壞話是很有道理的。就想dating一樣，如果一個男生在第一次約會上就大罵他的ex gf, 說她小心眼，花錢大手大腳，等等，你會安心和他發展嗎？你會不會覺得如果他現在能把上一任ex 罵得狗血噴頭，說不定那一天他同樣也會把你罵得體無完膚？找工作一個道理，所有的老板都是insecured的，and nobody wants an employee with a negative attitude. As you said, these are the rules of engagement, either in the work place or in the dating world. It's all BS, but I don't see any other alternatives besides playing by these rules if you want to get ahead.

說到麵試，上個星期老板還把我做為我們所的最新成員拉過去麵試了一位MM. 去年我還是applicant, 幾個月後就變成了interviewer, 看到那位MM緊張的神情，我仿佛看到了去年的自己。 說穿了，我們也知道麵試隻是做秀，我們告訴你咱們所的工作有多輕鬆，你告訴我們你是多麽的感興趣，其中水分有多少大家心裏都清楚。It looks like this whole interviewing process is just one big charade and a waste of time, however, it's a necessary process, the test is to see whether you (the applicant) can and willing to play by the rules, because we certainly don't want to hire a maverick.

[jz]

my type of the girl

[青山綠水藍天]

下半身思維,上半身畢然感冒,反之亦然 :)
冬去春來,煩極思動,有朝氣,祝好

[朱珠爾]

challegeable? you are challengeble not the job.