My Letter to Santa

Dear Santa:

I just read the letter my little sister FeiWenQing sent to you a few days ago, which reminded me to write you this letter.

Dear Santa, just let you know that this year has been a great year for me. Among all wonderful things that have happened to me, I have joined the MYSJ forum, and gotten to know many new and nice friends. FeiWenQing and I have become sisters – almost like sworn sisters. We have been very nice to each other and have never bickered, not even once. I have never had to remind her who the big sister is and who the little sister is. Among many things, she helped me improve my English, correcting grammatical errors and typos in my English essays.

Dear Santa, I know I am too old to ask for any gift from you, but I do have one wish that only you can grant me. I wish to help my little sister by doing her a small favor on Christmas Eve. In her letter, FeiWenQing revealed to you her infatuation with George Clooney. Well, who does not have a secret crush on George? After all, he still owns the titles of “the sexist man alive” and “the world’s most eligible bachelor”. But Santa, I have no idea how George’s nose hairs have gotten to my little sister. In my opinion, there is nothing sexy and handsome about George’s nose hairs. Anyway, my little sister wishes to watch George’s new movie “The Descendants” in the theater, so she can fantasize over George on the big screen. But why does she want to drag her husband along watching her drooling over George? It is beyond me.

Dear Santa, I know FeiWengQing put you in a dilemma by asking you to babysit her children while she and her husband are watching the movie in the theater on Christmas Eve. I know you will be busy delivering presents to boys and girls around the globe, so I would like to volunteer to babysit my little niece and nephew at their house. I will make my niece sing “Twinkle twinkle little star” to me until she is tired out, and I don’t mind my nephew biting my knuckles till he falls asleep. But Santa, I do need to ride on your sleigh to get to FeiWenQing’s house. I know that your sleigh travels at the speed of light or sound – so I was told, it should take us no time to travel from the east coast to the west coast of the U.S. I will be waiting at my door for your arrival, and I am pretty sure you know where to find me. Oh, I also need a ride back home afterwards.

Thank you very much! Santa. Please say “Hi” to Mrs. Claus, elves, and reindeer for me.

Sincerely,

NewVoice