笑話：英語課

小可早就開始學英語了，可他說的英語就是典型的法式英語，用法語的拚讀發音去讀英語：清濁音不分，H不發音，見A讀[a]，見I讀[i]。

這麽看到這麽個笑話，說得就是事實：

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在一個成人英語課上，老師讓學生造句，要求用上yellow，green和pink三個詞。

The Italian was the fastest:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun and the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spaniard was next:
"I wake up in the morning. I eat a yellow banana, a green avocado and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the Frenchman:
"I wake up in ze morening, I hear ze phone: "green!!!...green!!!". I pink up ze phone - I say "Yellow?..."