AA的邏輯

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我們正在看片 - Naked Gun, 很逗很無聊, AA突然出現: what are you watching? 這個東西是少兒不宜, 而且也不好解釋, LG於是很嚴肅地說, 這是大人的事, 小孩別管!

AA: but,  I asked you a question. You need to answer, can you please tell me?

DaDa: No, you need to respect others, I told you 這不是你的事!

AA: I said "please", this is respecting, I asked you a question, it is you not respecting me!

DaDa無語, 隻好拿出父威: you are crossing the line!

NND, 跟小孩說cross the line.

<2>
LG 原來答應AA吃晚飯後去騎車, 聽我告狀說AA沒好好彈琴, 很憤怒地對AA說: AA, 吃完飯後沒有騎車, 先彈琴, 媽媽說彈好了才有騎車.
AA也很憤怒: Dada, you told me that I need to remember things, why don't you remember what you said. This is unfair!

說句實話, 我覺得大部分情況下 AA的邏輯是對的呢. 這個parenting, 難哪!

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AA吃飯很慢, to motivate her, Dada gave her some rules and perks: if you finish dinner in 20 minutes you can ride bike after that. AA was very excited, got her plate, fork, and spoon.

LG正幫AA切肉 (這不門牙掉了嘛), 發現AA正盯著他: AA,what are you doing? You need to start eating, remember 20 minutes!

AA said: I can't start eating now, I am waiting for the timer.

哦, 我們忘了訂定時了. 這娃, 是真老實呢, 還是玩我們呢?