I am too young to have a crush on sb?

宅哥近十一歲。一年級時一小女生告知自學前班時即愛上了他。宅哥很惱火她在人多的地方告白而被小哥們開玩笑。
二，三年級此小女生及二同黨以羞辱宅哥為樂。重點攻擊宅哥吃相和中國飯尤其是中國式的細長眼睛。
四年級始於平靜。
五年級有女名Amanda告知宅哥：XXX has a crush on you. 誰說白人小姑娘不長情？！
宅哥晚間谘詢宅媽：Do you think I am too young to have a crush on sb?
Yes, you are too young.
你的女朋友要給媽媽錢，給妹妹買禮物。Yeap, you both are too young for that!

宅妹聞此即雲：Mommy you can always use my money from my piggy bank.