女兒成長趣事

女兒兩歲半，兒子八歲。我們娘仨在樓下的草坪上踢球。

兒子張開兩腿，半蹲狀說：“I am open!"

女兒兩腿緊並，站得筆直：“I am closed!"


每到陽光燦爛的好天氣，我就帶女而下樓散布玩耍。而她，一看到外麵有太陽就說：“Mummy, It's sun day, let's go outside."

女兒瞅著我們家的一張全家福，問：“Where was I?"

兒子說："You are in Mom's tummy."

"Mommy, Why you ate me?


Mom, I want to sleep on brother's bed.

Sorry, boys and girls can not sleep together.

Why Dad and Mom sleep together?

Because Dad and Mom are married.

I want to marry Frank.

No. brother can not marry sister. Brother have to marry someday else. You need to marry someboday else.

She is very dispointed.