同事

今天早上低頭對著小鏡子正跟臉上的脂肪粒做鬥爭，同事在不遠處的座位上突然大吼了一聲：＂Xiao Han， Wake up。＂我給了他一個超級無敵小白眼。

然後在communicator上問他：

XiaoHan: what is up, man

Colleague: r u ok

XiaoHan: No. I was watching my mirror and asking who is the most beautiful woman in the world.

XiaoHan: The mirror said it is XiaoHan.

XiaoHan: so tell me, why u yelled "wake up." at that time