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         我有兩個孩子,十二歲的兒子特和九歲的女兒安。日子也圍著他們忙碌而快樂著。有一天他們叫我看youtube 上的一段錄像,是一位母親用唱的方式把她一天所說的話用兩分五十五秒唱完,非常搞笑。她就是 Anita Renfroe,最幽默的網絡媽媽。她的唱詞會讓每一位母親深有同感。做為媽媽,我們會操心孩子的每一件事, 從頭到腳,從現在的到將來。 她說這是一種病, 叫 Compulsive Counsel Disorder (不能控製的給予孩子建議)。這讓我大吃一驚,我問特和安:“媽媽也有她說的這麽可怕嗎?” 回答是: Yes.
        這不能不讓反省, 我決定記錄下我一天所說的話。
        安,特,This is time to get up!
        Hurry, 特, you need change your dirty shirt, get that blue one.
        Hurry, Stop picking! 安, Wear that pink dress, It looks good on you,  Stop wear that black again.
        Remember, Brush your teeth well, you have bad breath, 特。
        Put some lotion, you don't want  to have any  wrinkles , do you?
        Drink some more milk, It's good for you, Finish your cereal and toast, you don't want to be hungry!
        Hurry, It's time for your school bus, Where is your school bag? 
        What did I just say? Don't drop your stuff everywhere! You never listen.
        Remember bring your jacket home , Don't forget  your homework again.
        After school, you all have swimming lesson to go, don't be late.
        See you, Be careful, have a nice day!
        How is your school? Do you have any home work?
        Don't eat too much chips, That is not healthy.
        Hi, 特, Get off your computer, You have been playing games all the time. That's why you wear glasses.
        It's dinner time, wash your hands.
        Stop watching TV, have you done your dinner yet?
        Are you sure you have done all your homework? I don't want to hear anything about it tomorrow.
        It's bed time, go up stair, Make sure you floss your teeth, I will check!
        Give mama a hug, Good Night, Sweet dream, I Love You.

       我才發現 我也病得不輕呀!


        

       



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杜宇 回複 悄悄話 Very funny. 學習了。 謝謝。 和你有很多同感。 同病相憐。
茅店 回複 悄悄話 回複雪茗的評論:
先生被冷落是危險的事。 要聽老人言哦。
雪茗 回複 悄悄話 回複茅店的評論:
謝謝忠告,可事實是我花了太多的心思在孩子身上,已經顧不上先生,他反而覺得我太冷落他了。
茅店 回複 悄悄話 你這麽嘮叨, 你先生折麽活呢?聽說過這個嗎,the reason men lie is because women ask too many questions. hehe.
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