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IT vs Management

(2010-09-11 18:17:39) 下一個
A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in I.T.," said the balloonist.

"Actually I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman,"You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."





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ling1984 回複 悄悄話 回複海上雲的評論:
雲弟也來了, 姐姐特感激也趕緊扣你博客之門大聲問好。 姐姐覺得這則笑話很有意思,讓姐姐聯想到之前一家公司的經理,無須對號就已經入座。嘻嘻!
ling1984 回複 悄悄話 回複tianduan114的評論:
天端, 謝謝你的問候,我必須趕緊回訪。
海上雲 回複 悄悄話 哈哈,有道理~~

中秋快樂。
tianduan114 回複 悄悄話 好久不見了,問好!祝中秋快樂!
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