金錢哲學

Money can buy a House But not a Home
Money can buy a Bed But not Sleep
Money can buy a Clock But not Time
Money can buy a Book But not Knowledge
Money can buy a Position But not Respect
Money can buy Medicine But not Health
Money can buy Blood But not Life
Money can buy Sex But not Love
So you can tell me firmly Money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I will smile and nod and gently tell you
I am your Friend and I can totally understand.
As your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
Get it ?

金錢買廈不買家
金錢買床不買眠
金錢買鍾不買時
金錢買書不買識
金錢買位不買品
金錢買藥不買健
金錢買血不買命
金錢買性不買情
你可斬釘截鐵說這理
金錢買不了所有東西
還常常造成痛苦壓抑
我會微笑點頭輕輕告訴你
我是你的朋友我絕對了解不懷疑
為朋友仗義我願將你的痛苦壓抑抹去
所以啊所以
痛苦由我來替
隻要將你的錢全數往我寄
你 明白的？