佩語

佩佩上的暑期學校，每天午飯時老師都會鼓勵小朋友站出來給大家講個笑話。
"Mama，the one with the best joke wins free ice cream."

我一聽，心想這是一個鍛煉膽量和口才的機會，就上網幫佩佩找了一個簡單的笑話。下午去接佩佩時，佩佩興奮的告訴我，“Mama, my joke won." 滿臉驕傲。笑話如下：

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries were dead.
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昨天聽佩佩在車裏說，"My boo-boo is ouching me."  
"ouching?" 愛人問我，"ouch 可以用作動詞嗎？"
我聳聳肩，隻顧欣賞佩語，才不去追究語法呢。