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放暑假了，整理孩子們從學校帶回來的一大堆作業本等，發現了這篇八股文章。讀後忍俊不禁。問了他，說是老師讓學生們自造一個灰姑娘的故事，他就造了這個，因為他自己愛吃比薩。家裏難得買比薩吃，到外麵他一次能吃 4-5 片。嗨，男人的胃。。。
One day there was a girl, her name was Rose. Rose had a mean step-mom and two mean step-sisters. Rose loved to cook pizza, but her step-mom wouldn`t let her.
One day while Rose was doing her chores, and the step-sisters were watching T.V., the door-bell rang. At the door was the prince! The prince said that there was going to be a pizza making contest and they were invited. The step-mom and step-sisters were so excited (even though they couldn`t cook pizza). Rose asked,” May I go?” The step-mom said,” No way!! You are too ugly.” When the step-mom and step-sisters left, Rose started sobbing. Then she heard something behind her. She stared puzzled at the big cloud of smoke, then the cloud took form of a person. Then suddenly the cloud turned into an old granny. Rose asked, “Who are you?” The old granny said, “I’m your fairy granny.” ”Why are you here?” ”I’m here to let you go to the pizza making contest.” ”But, I don’t have any ingredients.” ”I’ll fix that.” ”How?” ”I’ll show you.” The fairy granny pulled out a pizza and tossed it at Rose. The pizza blew up into enough ingredients to make 5 pizzas. “I don’t have any good aprons to wear.” ”I’ll fix that.” Again she pulled out a pizza and tossed it at Rose. The pizza blew up and she was wearing a magnificent dress and a splendid apron. ”Now, have a good time!”
When she got to the pizza contest place everybody was just setting up. “Just in time” thought Rose. Her dress was so different that the step-mom and step-sisters didn’t recognize her. Then when everyone was set up the prince came out. All the ladies started screaming, “Wow, he’s handsome!” ”Look, I want to marry him.” The prince said,”Whoever wins gets to marry me!” “Ready, set, go!” All the ladies started cooking pizza. The step-mom tried to throw the dough in the air, but it landed in her face. Both step-sisters dough went through the roof. Everybody laughed, “Ha, Ha, Ha!” Rose was making her pizza perfectly. The step-sisters and step-mom were trying very hard to make a pizza, but without success. When everyone was done the prince tasted the pizzas. When he came to Rose’s pizza he said,”Mmmm, this pizza is so good. Who cooked this pizza?” Rose was so scared that she ran out of the pizza place.
When nobody spoke up the prince said, “I’m going to find the lady who cooked this pizza. Whoever can make the perfect pizza will be my bride.” So he left. The prince went near and far, east and west, north and south and still no luck. When he got to Rose’s house and rang the bell, the step-mom opened the door and said, “Should we all try?” The prince said, “Are you sure this is everybody in the house?” ”Yes,” said the step-mom. When they finished the prince said that they were not the person who made the perfect pizza. Just then rose came in after chores and said, “May I try?” ”Sure.” ”What on earth are you doing in here?” said the step-mom.
When she finished she ran upstairs and put the dress on and cane back and said to the prince, “Do you recognize me now?” ”Yes, are you the one who cooked the perfect pizza?” “Yes”. “Will you marry me?” ”Yes.“ The step- sisters were furious, and they threw a fit! The prince and Rose were married the next day and lived happily ever after.
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One day there was a girl, her name was Rose. Rose had a mean step-mom and two mean step-sisters. Rose loved to cook pizza, but her step-mom wouldn`t let her.
One day while Rose was doing her chores, and the step-sisters were watching T.V., the door-bell rang. At the door was the prince! The prince said that there was going to be a pizza making contest and they were invited. The step-mom and step-sisters were so excited (even though they couldn`t cook pizza). Rose asked,” May I go?” The step-mom said,” No way!! You are too ugly.” When the step-mom and step-sisters left, Rose started sobbing. Then she heard something behind her. She stared puzzled at the big cloud of smoke, then the cloud took form of a person. Then suddenly the cloud turned into an old granny. Rose asked, “Who are you?” The old granny said, “I’m your fairy granny.” ”Why are you here?” ”I’m here to let you go to the pizza making contest.” ”But, I don’t have any ingredients.” ”I’ll fix that.” ”How?” ”I’ll show you.” The fairy granny pulled out a pizza and tossed it at Rose. The pizza blew up into enough ingredients to make 5 pizzas. “I don’t have any good aprons to wear.” ”I’ll fix that.” Again she pulled out a pizza and tossed it at Rose. The pizza blew up and she was wearing a magnificent dress and a splendid apron. ”Now, have a good time!”
When she got to the pizza contest place everybody was just setting up. “Just in time” thought Rose. Her dress was so different that the step-mom and step-sisters didn’t recognize her. Then when everyone was set up the prince came out. All the ladies started screaming, “Wow, he’s handsome!” ”Look, I want to marry him.” The prince said,”Whoever wins gets to marry me!” “Ready, set, go!” All the ladies started cooking pizza. The step-mom tried to throw the dough in the air, but it landed in her face. Both step-sisters dough went through the roof. Everybody laughed, “Ha, Ha, Ha!” Rose was making her pizza perfectly. The step-sisters and step-mom were trying very hard to make a pizza, but without success. When everyone was done the prince tasted the pizzas. When he came to Rose’s pizza he said,”Mmmm, this pizza is so good. Who cooked this pizza?” Rose was so scared that she ran out of the pizza place.
When nobody spoke up the prince said, “I’m going to find the lady who cooked this pizza. Whoever can make the perfect pizza will be my bride.” So he left. The prince went near and far, east and west, north and south and still no luck. When he got to Rose’s house and rang the bell, the step-mom opened the door and said, “Should we all try?” The prince said, “Are you sure this is everybody in the house?” ”Yes,” said the step-mom. When they finished the prince said that they were not the person who made the perfect pizza. Just then rose came in after chores and said, “May I try?” ”Sure.” ”What on earth are you doing in here?” said the step-mom.
When she finished she ran upstairs and put the dress on and cane back and said to the prince, “Do you recognize me now?” ”Yes, are you the one who cooked the perfect pizza?” “Yes”. “Will you marry me?” ”Yes.“ The step- sisters were furious, and they threw a fit! The prince and Rose were married the next day and lived happily ever after.
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2010-09-22 11:30:27
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Very nice. haha
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