美國士兵守則 1 You are not a superman. 2. If it’’s stupid but works,it isn’’t stupid. 3.Don’’t look conspicuous - it draws fire. (This is why aircraft carriers are called “Bomb Magnets”.) 4. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. 5. Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon. 6. If your attack is going really well,it’’s an ambush. 7. All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. 8. Try to look unimportant because bad guys may be low on ammo. 9. If you are forward of your position,the artillery will fall short. 10. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack. 11. The important things are always simple. 12. The simple things are always hard. 13. The easy way is always mined. 14. If you are short of everything except enemy. You are in combat. 15. Incoming fire has the right of way. 16. If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU!!! 17. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspections. 18. Things that must be together to work usually can’’t be shipped together. 19. Radio’’s will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately. 20. Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing. 21. Tracers work both ways. 22. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 23. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can’’t get out. 24. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take. 25. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right. 26. Professional soldiers are predictable but the world is full of amateurs.
你不是超人。(不要無謂的冒險、不要做傻事)
如果一個蠢方法有效,那它就不是一個蠢方法。
不要太顯眼,因為那會引來對方火力攻擊。(這就是航母被稱為“炸彈磁鐵”的原因。)
別和比你勇敢的戰友躲在同一個散兵坑裏。
別忘了你手上的武器是由最低價的承包商得標製造的。
如果你的攻擊進行得很順利,那一定是你中了圈套。
所有五秒的手榴彈引線都會在三秒內燒完。
盡量顯得是一個無關緊要的人,因為敵人可能彈藥不夠了。(他會先打最重要的人)
攻擊或撤退時不要越位。否則,炮彈往往當頭傾盆而落。
那支你以為是敵軍疑兵而不加注意的部隊恰恰就是敵人的攻擊主力。
重要的事總是簡單的。
簡單的事總是難作到。
好走的路總是已被敵軍布上了地雷。
如果你除了敵人不缺,其它什麽都缺,那你往往就要麵臨作戰了。
飛來的子彈有優先通行權。(擋它的道你就要倒大楣!)
如果敵人正在你的射程內,別忘了你也在他的射程內。
從沒有一支完成戰備的單位能通過校閱。
必須要裝配在一起才能發揮效力的武器裝備通常不會一起運來。
無線電通訊會有可能在你急需火力支援時失靈。
你作的任何事都可能挨槍子兒 -- 包括你什麽都不做。
曳光彈可以幫你找到敵蹤;但也會讓敵人找到你。
唯一比敵人火力還精確的是友軍打過來的炮火。(誤射)
當你防守嚴密到敵人攻不進來時,那往往你自己也打出不去。
如果你多報戰功,那下次你會被給予超過你能力的目標讓你去打。(自討苦吃)
當兩軍都覺得自己快輸時,那他們可能都是對的。
專業士兵的行為是你能預測的,可惜戰場上業餘的士兵占多數,因此敵人的行為大部分是你所無法預測的。