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狠多次想戒網，1 走了之，但4都木有走成。。。為鞋麽，為鞋麽，為鞋麽捏？屆個星期都4陰雨連綿，心情有點雨燜，望著後院滴樹林發呆。。。突然腳得樹好幸福，樹樹不管刮風下雨，下雪，氣候再惡劣，始終堅定不移滴相依偎，呼相扶吃，不時滴樹葉還拍拍打打鬧著玩兒，親密滴跟初戀4滴。。。而人類捏，奏4最好滴噴友，最親密滴愛人，也會因忙等理由而離別，連打個招呼4 呼都浪費時間。。。此時此刻好想做1顆樹啊！想著想著，竟不知不覺，眼角濕了。。。

突然見1隻黑呼呼滴小鬆鼠從樹上往額家滴陽台欄杆上跳，可能因為下雨，欄杆狠滑，小鬆鼠竟然跌落在陽台上，她小小滴身子在輕輕顫抖著。。。額急速跑下樓，想看看能不能救她，令銀不可思議滴4，當額開開門正要出去滴時候，那個小東西，居然歪歪扭扭滴跳回樹林。。。

幾天了，額老4想著她那顫抖滴小身體，真滴好擔心她有木有內傷。。。

唉，至少她4幸運滴，還有額在想她，為她擔憂。。。突然腳得額狠孤單，萬1哪天，額有意外，離開了屆裏，會有銀像額擔憂小鬆鼠1樣掛念額馬？

誰會蜜死額捏？

Feeling Unappreciated??

The next time you feel that nobody loves you,
no one cares, or that no one ever notices you,
think of this guy:

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . ..

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is good!

There now, Feeling Better?

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