魔法泳池【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自德語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過
The Magic Pool
Mr. Müller is on a luxury vacation, and everything is included.
One afternoon, he notices that no one is in the hotel anymore, but the pool is still packed with people. When he goes there, he sees everyone jumping frantically into the water.
A guest approaches him and says, “Didn’t you know? This is a magic pool! You just have to loudly wish for what you want to have in the pool, and it will appear!”
The guest runs off, shouts "Champagne!", and lands in a pool full of it.
Another guest runs off, shouts "Pilsner【2】!", and lands in a pool full of beer.
Mr. Müller is excited and wants to jump in too. He quickly undresses and runs toward the pool.
In the end, he slips and yells, "Shi...【3】!" ...
魔法泳池
米勒先生在一個一切都包括在內豪華的假期裏。
一天下午，他注意到旅店裏沒人，但是遊泳池裏人滿為患。他走到那兒，看到一個個蜂擁跳進水中。
一個客人走到他旁邊說： “你不知道嗎？這是一個魔法泳池！你高喊什麽東西，池裏就有什麽東西！”
一個客人邊跑邊喊：“香檳”，他就跳進了充滿香檳的泳池裏。
一個客人邊跑邊喊：“皮爾森【2】，他就跳進了充滿啤酒的泳池裏。
米勒先生興奮至極，飛速脫掉衣裳，向泳池跑去。
結果，他的腳滑了一下，喊著：“大糞【3】。。。！”。。。
【1】. p. 93. Der Zauberpool. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Pilsner（皮爾森）是一種源自捷克皮爾森市的淡色拉格啤酒，以其清澈的金色、豐富的泡沫和清爽的口感而聞名。它采用底部發酵工藝，使用淺色麥芽和薩茲啤酒花釀造，苦味適中且帶有淡淡的麥芽香。如今，“皮爾森”已成為一類啤酒風格的統稱，包括德國、比利時等地的不同版本。出自 deepseek。
【3】， Shi…, shit的縮寫。
