飛機上的金發女郎【1】(笑話，譯文）
譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過
A Blonde on an Airplane
On a flight to New York, a blonde is sitting in business class, even though her ticket is for economy. The flight attendant tells her that she can't stay in that seat and must move to economy.
"No," the blonde answers, "I'm not moving. I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes to the captain, who then comes to speak with her.
"Ma'am, you cannot sit in business class. Your seat is in economy."
The blonde, completely unfazed, refuses to change her seat.
The captain returns to the cockpit and explains that she won't listen. His co-pilot offers to go talk to her.
"My wife is blonde," he tells the captain. "I know how to talk to her."
A few moments later, the blonde kindly moves to an economy class seat on her own.
"What did you say to her?" the captain asks.
"I told her, 'Ma'am, business class doesn't go all the way to New York!'"
飛機上的金發女郎
在飛往紐約的飛機上，一位持有經濟艙票的金發女郎坐在商務艙的座位上。空姐告訴她她不能坐在此處，她必須坐到經濟艙去。
“不，“ 金發女郎回答，”我不挪位，這是我的座位。“
空姐找到機長，機長就去說服她。
“女士，您不能坐在商務艙，您的座位是經濟艙的。“
金發女郎泰然自若地拒不換位。
機長回到駕駛艙，說她把他的話當成耳旁風。副機長說他去跟她講。
“我太太也是金發“，他對機長說，”我懂得怎樣跟她說。“
沒多久，金發女郎便欣然挪到了經濟艙的座位上。
“你對她說了些什麽？“ 機長問。
“我跟她說，‘女士，商務艙不能到紐約！’ ”
【1】. p. 8. French Fun Learning with One Liner jokes, Laugh, smile and enjoy while learning French. Sara Retter. Unitexto. Unitexto Digital Publishing. 2016.
