阿爾茨海默（笑話，譯文）

阿爾茨海默【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

Alzheimer

 

Two grandmas are sunbathing at the harbor. One says, "I'm going to buy two ice creams for us. I'll get chocolate. What flavor would you like?"

The other replies, "Vanilla. But you should write it down, because you'll go and forget it."

The first grandma shrugs and comes back a little later with two hot dogs.

"See? I told you!" her friend says. "You forgot the mustard."

 

阿爾茨海默

 

兩位老奶奶在海港上曬太陽。一個奶奶說：“我去買冰激淩。我要巧克力味的，你要啥味的？“

第二個奶奶回答：“我要香草味的。但你要寫下來，不然你到了那兒就會忘記的。“

發問的奶奶聳了聳肩，走了不久就帶了兩個熱狗回來。

“你瞧，我說什麽來著！“  第二個奶奶說，”你忘了買芥末醬了。“

 

【1】. p. 5. Alzheimer. 1000 Blagues . Rajko Zobec. Z. R Edition.