今日之兩麵針

My life has two sides, one side is full of fun (Side A) and the other side is full of shit (Side B). I can only be on one side at a time, fortunately today I am on Side A and I hope I can stay here for as long as I could. This side is rather slippery but I forgot to bring my track shoes when I struggled on this morning.

Went out to have Thai lunch with a group of colleagues for APK's baby shower. It was nice. My legend was brought up on the lunch table once again by Fiona. When she was going to celebrate her 40th birthday a couple of years ago, she told me she was going to have some plastic surgery done as a birthday treat. Then of course I asked her if she was going to get a nose job. After that all her family and almost everyone in the Institute where we work for heard the story that I was suggesting her to get a nose job. See? I am famous. Apparently she was thinking about Botox when she mentioned the plastic surgery but I reminded her that her nose is a little too big for a small lady like her.

Then to make myself more famous I told them another story of mine. We had a colleague whose name is Sue. She is very slim and beautiful and of course very fit. One day when I met her in one of our staff meetings, I suddenly noticed that her belly was popping out quite a lot. I am usually quite dumb in terms of noticing people's change of figure shapes, therefore I was quite happy about myself that I did notice her pregnancy. I grabbed the first chance I could and asked her when the baby was due. What happened next? I would never ask anyone that question again.

[歌兒]

回複珊瑚礁的評論:
哈哈，實誠這詞用的太對了。:)

[珊瑚礁]

哈哈哈，是個實誠孩子，讚一個！

問人懷孕的事，我也經曆過，嘿嘿嘿，不過，當然，是被人問的那個，＃＄＃＄＄＾＆％＃＠＃＄＠＃

[歌兒]

鄙視長發和暖暖的！:))

暖薑還是你好，知道安慰我，昨天Fiona在又一次複述這個典故的時候我都快窘死了。:)

[暖暖的]

zt

問人懷孕，我也幹過.....

不過,我都是忍到實在忍不住才問的,所以一問一個準. :)

[warmginger]

I love the way you describe the two sides. I have exactly the same two sides, though possibly different things in it.

自嘲是成熟的表現:)

阿貝做夢很厲害。和我又一拚:)

[南山鬆]

哈哈!
有意思.;)

[歌兒]

我的糗事比較多，都晾出來以後大家就不敢來了，我還是適可而止吧。:)

[agentsmith]

haha , it only means that you will show your B side when you speak English,講中文的時候歌兒展現的是 A side :)

[longhair]

問人懷孕，我也幹過.....

不過,我都是忍到實在忍不住才問的,所以一問一個準. :)

[punny]

問人懷孕，我也幹過阿，汗！---- me too, 而且還問的是頭的頭，還好沒給我穿小鞋，哢哢

[我就是]

問人懷孕，我也幹過阿，汗！

[老鍋餅]

牛屎阿！讚
太好了，要是你們這些文字功夫高的，都這樣：一三五中文
二四六英文，就真的很棒，我想我的中英文水平就會有長足的進步，哈哈

[歌兒]

回複阿貝的評論:
瞧你還賣關子，夢到什麽了？去看看...

[阿貝]

俺夢到你了，特逗。

[歌兒]

我以前總說我說話容易得罪人，大家都不怎麽相信，因為沒聽過我說話。嗬嗬。現在知道我是如何得罪人的了吧？

[阿貝]

haha, funny:-)

[mycereal]

哈哈，好玩。

[小屁涵]

hahaaaaa. that's the reason I never ask people about pregnancy....
赫赫, 真夠窘的.哈哈...

[小屁涵]

SF