歌友會
當清風送來一抹草籽的芬芳，我驀然忘了憂，歡天喜地起來。
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes.
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最近巨忙，發牢騷都改口頭的了，QQ的耳朵因此遭了殃，沒少替我裝情緒垃圾，特此鳴謝，雖然他基本不看我博客的，嗬嗬。
今天收到星星媽的來信，說想我了，真不錯，正好我也想她了。這就是所謂的相思吧，既然是互相思念。
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes.
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最近巨忙，發牢騷都改口頭的了，QQ的耳朵因此遭了殃，沒少替我裝情緒垃圾，特此鳴謝，雖然他基本不看我博客的，嗬嗬。
今天收到星星媽的來信，說想我了，真不錯，正好我也想她了。這就是所謂的相思吧，既然是互相思念。
你的供詞前後不一，情緒不穩 看來有必要立案調查，但是鑒於目前案子擠壓過多，人手不夠，所以暫不予處理，特此公告，哈哈：）
謝謝你的線索，真是一個好公民：）
punny:你終於浮出水麵了，妹妹？:)
長發你啥時候暴露隱私啊，我等的急死了。:)
阿貝：你也不發我一個最佳廣播獎。:)
阿小珊：論文是啥？沒聽說過。:))
發小，想你了
歌兒,忙起來更要保重身體！(90%-ZT)
不過忙起來更要保重身體！-ZT
我今天還去你的地方灌水了呢。:)
MM呀,你咋突然就從我園子裏消失了呢?我還有好多問題在那等你指教的呀...HELP, HELP...:))
誰說我不想你，我百忙之中今天早上騷擾了好幾次呢。:)
另外QQ當然是帥哥，不過是個小帥哥，哈哈。
嗬嗬，沒事沒事，盡管動腦筋吧，反正現在太平盛世你閑著也是閑著。:))
估計現在轉貼要多起來了。:)
不過我都保證質量的。:))
你不更新，我的水沒地方灌。：）） )
Take it easy!
注意到沒,此'他'非彼'她'。歌兒不是在護著一帥歌呢吧？！
歌兒：我也想你了。（更新這麽慢，害我一天來好幾遍，都吃剩飯）。不過你沒想我，這相思便不成立了。:)
我就是：你也很有趣：）
紅茶姐姐好
其實我最喜歡看公主的轉貼了，真的很有趣
老史：當探長，要找有用的線索來破案，沒事不要在QQ身上動腦筋，會影響安定團結的。很嚴肅的說！！！
我傳授給你，我吃什麽呀？hiahiahia：）
嘻嘻，過獎：）
不過我倒是認為歌兒真應該好好佩服我一把，明亮拱手送她沙發，竟然還能讓她給坐濕了：）
誰是QQ啊？什麽叫基本不看你的博客？這話值得深思。。。：）
紅茶，牢騷就是關於該畢業卻還畢不了業唄。:)
公主，發啥牢騷呢？不是快畢業了末？