結婚八年+關於婚姻的笑話們

    今天，我們結婚8周年。這裏的人對8不敏感，8周年也就不是什麽大事了。過了七年之癢的我們，終於，有了老夫老妻的樣子。一切都趨於平靜，淡然。

    看著身邊這個人，當年，是如何憑著一腔熱情，肯定自己會和他過一輩子。現在，激情過後，知道，也許我們還是會繼續過這一輩子，憑的是平淡中的真情。每一對夫妻在柴米油鹽中，在養兒育女中，在不知不覺中就消滅了激情和各自的棱角。再如何浪漫的戀情和那顆再怎樣曾經悸動不安的心終歸會慢慢地變得沉靜，所有的茫然也都變成了釋然。我們沒能免俗。

    8年，為我們一同走過的風風雨雨，為我們轟轟烈烈過後的平淡日子，為我們將要有的更遠更長的將來，祝我們8周年快樂！

 朋友發來的帖子，他根本是不知道今天是我們的結婚周年。無意間，這帖子倒應了今天的景。笑一笑，我們的婚姻中，是否也會有這樣開心的一幕？

 Wife: "What are you doing?" 

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." 

Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date."

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"

Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife: "Yes or no."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. 

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"