童言稚語－邏輯

天天：mum, I’m a big boy now
媽媽 （暗自驚喜中）：好啊，天天是個大男孩了
天天：so I can have a dog now?
媽媽：&^%$#@*……

天天：mama, if you grow bigger and bigger….
媽媽：yes?
天天：then I’ll grow smaller and smaller
媽媽：no, you’ll grow bigger and bigger.
天天：…then, you’ll grow smaller and smaller?

媽媽因天天淘氣而發了火
天天：are you happy?
媽媽：no, I’m NOT happy
天天：are you angry?
媽媽：yes, I AM angry
天天：are you angry because I don’t listen to you? (原來你知道原因啊！)
媽媽：yes, because you don’t listen to me
天天：I’m angry too because you are angry to me!
媽媽：……（汗…)