讀臨總重感冒原創有感(四)

And 臨總 said this:

“外型條件跟本地美國大白妞相比還是比較富裕滴”...

很久很久以前，左總剛到美國來的時候，曾經有過一個大白妞friend, 在gym裏認識的，她還做餅給左總吃來著,不過不是臨總說的套在脖子上的那種餅（sorry I don’t have pictures to prove it, so you have to take my words for it）。那時候左總英文還說不利索，“he”和“she”還分不清楚，時態語態單複數也沒弄明白. so she must like some other characteristics of 左總（other than his linguistic skills in Germanic languages). 左總英文水平的提高和後來讀了很多書有關係,那是後話，暫且不提(and yeah，that's the power of reading).

大白妞is an Ivy League PHD too (a PHD candidate at that time), so I would venture to assume she has a brain bigger than that of Supermodel 臨總. 大白妞身材那叫一個火爆, she has other body parts that are more voluminous (meaning bigger) than those of 臨總’s too, but which ones? 左總doesn’t want to use any more 4-lettered words with stars, but let me put it this way: 每次左總吃grapefruit, 哈密瓜的時候就會想起大白妞，每次左總吃葡萄荔枝龍眼的時候，or every time when he drives to JFK International Airport，他就會想起臨總. lol...

Of course, that's not the only thing that matters. sorry, i mean those are not the only things that matter, and it's not always the bigger the better. A big heart (and brain)，a beautiful mind and even a little occasional humbleness goes a long way too.

BTW，每次左總吃花生的時候就會聯想起想起臨總的智商, who, I reckon, has a brain similar to an averaged sized peanut. (in case you didn’t get my joke, “peanut brain” is a expression people use to compliment someone with less than perfect intellectual sophistication) :-)

So finally, 臨總, my point is, in a nutshell(do you still remember what it means?) you are not the smartest, the fittest or the fairest of them all, you are not even the tallest or the skinniest :-) However, with all that said, you are still a decent, weddable human being. lol...


未完待續.