讀臨總重感冒原創有感(三)

I just noticed 臨總 is insinuating (sorry I couldn’t find a simple word) that she has the perfect body:

Every time Chanel in town , 必點臨傻妞到場. 本地白妞能穿進巴黎人根據最標準人體比例製作出來的couture 服並且穿出味道的還真不多. 這點懂Chanel的自然明白. 不懂, 兩句也講不清, 得單開寫篇論文.

First of all, I was under the impression that your glamour has been radiated into the galaxies far far beyond our solar community, but now sounds to me like you are a local figure? How big is your town? Twin Peaks, population 300? lol… I guess your reputation never even reaches planets like Mars or Venus.

Secondly, "couture"? I'm sure you meant "clothes"? lol...