Dear 臨總:

我那天是逗你玩兒的，況且對你這麽tall profile,i mean tall status的本來就應該高標準嚴要求。我要是用要求葉總B總W總的標準來要求你，don't you think it's a humiliation?

你英語其實說得挺好的，比許多戴著厚厚的眼鏡，穿著皺巴巴襯衫的理工科屁挨著地的status，i mean statuses強得多. 我們初三(二)班英語課代表上小學的時候的status還不如你呢。雖然一句話裏有一個語法錯誤，兩個trailer English, I mean Englishes, but that's OK, because you are pretty(according to you). That from a tall, skinny, pretty and young(i assume?)asian chick may sound exotic to the ears of the westeners :-)

Remember, the correct 時態/語態/單複數/第三人稱 goes a long way as much as your charming (I assume again?) smile does. :-)

BTW，那天是你先得罪我的。左總沒有什麽別的優點，就是記仇，還有對英吉利文文法的高深造旨，我托福考了3000多分(六次)，你才考了幾次?.

中國的A股我在5500-6000-5000的過程中差不多出空了，我不止一次提醒大家出手的吧？這次從國內回來以後，我已經開始買入了，昨天就買了一大筆滬深300。至於FXI,我一股(一共就兩股)都沒賣。是跌了不少，對不起大家，我請大家吃炸醬麵。不過也不能全怪我，國務院小溫也有不可推卸的責任。富貴險中求，危機是危，但也是機。我隻敢說這麽多了。

By another way, are you going to deliver your speech in English(I assume, for the third time today) on Satuarday? Ouch!... good luck... my advice to you: teach them Chinese first :-)