Weezer - Pork and Beans

They say
I need some Rogaine
To put in my hair
Work it out at the gym
To fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades
That transform a tool
You\'d hate
Ffor the kids to think
That you lost your cool

I\'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain\'t got a thing
To prove to you
I\'ll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain\'t gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I\'m finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I\'m tickled pink
I don\'t give a hoot
About what you think

Everyone likes to dance
To a happy song
(Hey, hey)
With a catchy chorus and beat
So they can sing along
(Hey, hey)
Timbaland knows the way
To reach the top of the charts
Maybe if I work with him
I can perfect the art

I\'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain\'t got a thing
To prove to you
I\'ll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain\'t gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I\'m finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I\'m tickled pink
I don\'t give a hoot
About what you think

No I don\'t care
I don\'t care

I\'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain\'t got a thing
To prove to you
I\'ll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain\'t gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I\'m finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I\'m tickled pink
I don\'t give a hoot
About what you think
Totally different?