愛在心口常駐

2/13/2007
上個星期就給孩子們買了Valentine card，大寶興奮地不得了，一氣寫完了他的那二十幾份，之後還不過癮，又搶過二寶手中的筆，要為二寶代勞，二寶起先不願意，經不起哥哥的誠心誠意，最終妥協，於是乎，不一會兒看到二寶小手一背，象個領導一樣看著紙念名字，旁邊的小秘書趕快執筆忽悠，赫赫，真是不花錢的勞力。

今天是Valentine Day的前一天，勞工有些不舒服，發燒無力，躺了一下午，孩子們放學回家後跑到DADDY床前問寒問暖，吃晚飯時大寶和二寶一個勁地問我DADDY吃了藥後真的很快會好嗎？我肯定地點了點頭，又囑咐他們不要大聲吵鬧，這樣DADDY才會休息好。臨睡覺洗漱前，大寶看著床邊的黑板，突發奇想要給DADDY寫封信，於是在俺的輔導下，大寶第一封Valentine letter產生了：

Dear Daddy,
I hope you will feel better in the morning, if you don't feel better, you just go to sleep,eat healthy food, eat the medicine in one day.

Love,
DaBao,ErBao,SanBao

Yes, it's a very nice way to show the love to someone you love.

The following is a Valentine's Joke,very funny. Actually, a couple of my male coworkers went  for expected Valentine shopping at lunch time today, it's not surperised to see bunches of flowers and gifts shown at the front desk in our building on every Valentine's day.

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0　（ZT）

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- Particularly in the  flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under  Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf 4.1.

Conversation 8.0  no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While  Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If  that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run  the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.   Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly  Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system  resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited  memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance . We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
 
Good Luck,
Tech Support