我對我老婆膩味了，我們在一起時間太長了

我對我老婆膩味了，我們在一起時間太長了
就象一首好歌，聽久了也會想吐的
所以當她睡覺的時候，我偷偷搖了搖微信
搖到了個可人兒，自我描述是這樣地

＂如果你喜歡屁呐口拉得（一種雞尾酒），喜歡在雨中浪漫，
如果你不喜歡俞迦，或者是個腦殘；
如果你喜歡在午夜嘿咻，在灣區的沙灘上幹活；
我就是你要找的女人，聯係我，一起得解脫＂

我想都沒想我老婆，我知道這聽上去有點不道德
但我和我的老婆，每次都用一樣的姿勢
所以我用簡體中文輸入法，回了個個人廣告
雖然比不上樹頂瓜哥的豔詩，可我自己認為還不算太壞

＂是的， 我喜歡屁呐口拉得瑟，我也喜歡在雨中浪漫，
你不喜歡健康食品，不過我挺喜歡香檳的；
我想明天中午見個麵和你，就可以剩去所有的寒暄；
稱裏有個酒巴叫歐瑪麗，我們可一在那裏一起研究解脫方案＂

我滿心希望，然後她走進了酒吧
我一眼就認出了她的微笑，還有那臉上熟悉的曲線
那個就是我老婆，然後她說：＂哦，怎麽是你？＂
然後我們幹笑了一會兒，我說：＂我怎麽知道？＂

"你喜歡屁呐口拉得，喜歡在雨中浪漫，
喜歡大海的感覺，喜歡香檳的口味,
如果你喜歡在午夜嘿咻，在灣區的沙灘上幹活；
你就是我要找的愛人，跟我來，我們一起解脫.

你喜歡屁呐口拉得，喜歡在雨中浪漫，
喜歡大海的感覺，喜歡香檳的口味,
如果你喜歡在午夜嘿咻，在灣區的沙灘上幹活；
你就是我要找的愛人，跟我來，我們一起解脫."















































I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape"

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape"

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you"
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"