我才６歲，你怎麽就送我上大學呢?

夏天給小蘋果報了當地大學辦的運動夏令營。很好，早上送蘋果娃的路上，全家都樂嗬嗬的。

小蘋果突然問我：＂媽媽，我到底幾歲呀？／how only am I, seriously?＂
＂６歲呀。＂我以我慣有的耐心回答她。
＂真的嗎？／seriously?"
＂真的/seriously".
＂我才６歲，你怎麽就送我上大學呢？難道我跳了很多級而你沒告訴我？／if only I were just 6 years old, why do you send me to the university? Did I skip a lot of grades?"
~~~ 我又被tricked.