官癮乎? 無知乎?

官癮乎? 無知乎?

看著共和黨的美女副總統後選人佩林繼續“開黃腔”，也就繼續捧腹大笑。想必她被老麥拉上台麵的時候，美滋得一高興，就忘了去查查字典、翻翻維基，糊裏糊塗的就跟著唱高調，連她自己“如果”當選後該做什麽都沒有去搞清楚。

這下麵一段是佩林在丹佛被采訪時，“忽悠”一個三年級小學生的精彩言語。正所謂“人有多大膽，話有多高產”，且有據可查[注一]。

小同學問,“副總統的作用是什麽？”(What does the vice president do?）

佩林副總統（待選）答，“副總統不僅僅是總統的搭擋、支持總統的議程，而更重要是他們是國會參議院的領導。如何願意，他們可以改變參議院（已經製定的）政策，使其更完善，… ，我是非常期待這個副總統的位置。”

（… but also, they are in charge of the United States Senate, so if they want to they can really get in there with sentors and makes a lot of good policy changes that will make life better … And it is a great job and I look forward to having that job.）

也不知道這百個參議員聽到這話的時候，有沒有笑得把正在嘴裏嚼著的烤小牛排給噴了出來。

依我看，佩林到真有點像呂秀聯，也頗有的呂秀聯風姿，也就該像呂秀聯支持陳水扁那樣[注二]，讓老麥在公眾場合亮相的時候，不要失了風度。

這佩林老妹子，你這是想當副總統想昏了頭而胡言亂語，還是書讀少了一點而真的是無知？若是前者，那阿拉斯加的冰水還不夠冷。若是後者，恐怕老妹子的資格就真成問題了。你說對不？

諸位看官，不說現今副總統錢尼的能耐，理一下那些走過來的副總統們，你自己去判斷，反正我是知道該投誰的票的。

2001 – present:    Dick Cheney
1993 – 2001:       Al Gore
1989 – 1993:       Dan Quayle
1981 – 1989:       George H. Bush
1977 – 1981:       Walter Mondale
1974 – 1977:       Nelson Rockefeller

[注一] “3rd grader's question to Palin lands in national spotlight”，9 News Denver - Oct 22 11:23 AM

[注二] 陳水扁從廁所出來褲子的拉鏈沒拉上，呂秀聯見了說：

“阿扁，你出來時候門沒有關好呀。… 也沒有看見什麽啦，隻是看到門洞裏麵有兩個破輪胎啦。”（哈哈哈！）

[注三] 維基百科，美國副總統的定義：
The Vice President of the United States is the first person in the presidential line of succession, becoming the new President of the United States upon the death, resignation, or removal of the president, should he or she accept the position. Every presidential term ends on January 20 of the year immediately after a presidential election. As designated by the Constitution of the United States, the vice president also serves as the President of the Senate, and may break tie votes in that chamber. He or she may be assigned additional duties by the president but, as the Constitution assigns no executive powers to the vice president, in performing such duties he or she acts only as an agent of the president