枯離巴木
離離原上草，一歲一枯榮，野火燒不盡，春風吹又生。遠芳侵古道，晴翠接荒城，又送王孫去，萋萋滿別情。
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# We\'ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
\'GUTS\' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, \'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?\'
\'BALLS\' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, \'You\'re next fatty!\'
\'GUTS\' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, \'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?\'
\'BALLS\' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, \'You\'re next fatty!\'
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