換個角度，幽默看婚姻。

這是朋友寄來的郵件，看似有點好笑，但它也可以讓我們從另一個角度來看婚姻。
ZT：

	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
	1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
	2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
	3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
	4. A dog's parents never visit.
	5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
	6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
	7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
	8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
	9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
	10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
	11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
	12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
	13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
	14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[五弟五哥]

幽默的調侃。

[娃娃哈哈]

I actually found it a bit offensive to women who are apparently compared to dogs by men. But other than that, it was quite funny.

[隨意了]

哈哈，這可以解釋我們家的情況了。

[成長]

回複still_water的評論:
嗯，博君一笑，開心就好。
謝謝回帖。

[成長]

回複riverside的評論:
因為朋友沒有早點E給我，我這就幫你討公道去。

[成長]

回複喜氣連年的評論:
說的也是，老伴，老伴，為的就是老了有個伴兒。

[still_water]

haha,很好玩呀。

[riverside]

晚了！
你為什麽不早告訴我？

[喜氣連年]

夜裏有個人暖腳,電腦不會有人幫,男女是互補的,所以要結婚.

哦,老了兩個人走不會跌倒,哈!

[成長]

回複揚子江酒店的評論:
嗯，
很好的建議！

[成長]

回複farmersc的評論:
的確，當你用心看看時它會使你變的“智慧”一點哦。

[成長]

回複womaninhome的評論:
同笑～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～

[成長]

回複rondo的評論:
是蠻好笑的，謝謝喔。

[揚子江酒店]

還是養貓吧，貓很嗲更像女人，有句老話“男不養貓，女不養狗”就是說人養個寵物，把它作為另一半了，狗很忠誠，女的找個老公還不如養條狗呢。

[farmersc]

THAT IS REALLY GOOD

[womaninhome]

haha

[rondo]

lol cool,